Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I glare at Knife.
"The snake ate my weapons."

 

[RaNDM G]

The sheer weight of the sword snaps David's arms.

The snake swallows David whole.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I point and laugh at Woon as he shoots past me.

 

[Captain Anon]

charges at the snake and starts slashes at it

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This is why we can't have nice things. Or average things. Or utterly shite things... Anyway, KNIFE! Get that snake's mouth open!"
I start to climb up a non-burning tree.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I put the red hourglass on the grey box.

 

[RaNDM G]

Nothing happens.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well I hope that in future you'll learn to keep ypur weapons on your person, and not in an easly swallowable Jeep." I say, pulling out my China Lake and fireing some incindiary grenades at the snake.

 

[RaNDM G]

The snake is now on fire. It burrows into the ground. Smoke billows from its den.

The snake resurfaces, thoroughly smoked.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I turn the hourglass upside down, and put it back on the box.

 

[Captain Anon]

"i hope they will now and i wish they would already knife"

 

[Captain Anon]

"KNIFE LAUNCH ME!!!!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I turn the hourglass upside down, and put it back on the box.

Nothing happens.

You're starting to think this hourglass isn't worth anything.

"KNIFE LAUNCH ME!!!!"

You're still inside the snake, numbnuts.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I phone Knife. "Try not to completely destroy the corpse until I'm out of its mouth please."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because I'm supposed to expect vehicle-eating snakes to pop out of the ground at all times."
I throw some rocks at the snake's head.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I put the hourglass back in my pocket anyway. I try pushing the box.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait a second. I have two awesome swords!" I cut my way out of the snake.

 

[RaNDM G]

I put the hourglass back in my pocket anyway. I try pushing the box.

It moves.

"Wait a second. I have two awesome swords!" I cut my way out of the snake.

You leap out of the snake's mouth.

Your hair is on fire.

 

[Captain Anon]

"fine i'll launch myself" launches himself and trys to plant the buster sword into the back of the snake's neck

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put all the grenades on a belt.
"OPEN UP!"
I dive at the snake's mouth.