Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"You guys. You fucking guys. The failsafe is meant as a kamikzae-like last stand of I'm-taking-you-with-me. I never said it wouldn't hurt like hell."

I begin work on the G-Van Mk II, gathering parts from around the mall until I get a basic reconstruction of the old van before the incident. After finishing my work, I extend my hand to the old team members.

"One last ride, for old time's sake?

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Why not. Dibs on driving." I hop into the drivers seat and pop some of the Ink Spots greatest hits. A.K.A, I then press down the accelerator, and we drive around the mall. "Good job on the reconstruction. Brings back memories. Of a few days ago."

 

[Saltarius]

I then proceed to bust out my home-made flamethrower and do in fact, set the world on fire.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAITED SO LONG TO DO THIS AGAIN!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"WHY ARE YOU STILL CARRYING THAT AROUND! Jesus! Changing the song!" I then change the song to
"Better?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Mini pls. We need something far more appropriate to our explosive fuelled adventures."
http://soundcloud.com/michael-guy-bowman/explosion-force-they-do-it ((I can't get it to work any other way, fuck you HTML.))

 

[Saltarius]

"YEAHHHHHHHHH!"

We speed about the mall causing general chaos all about, before I realize something.

"Guys, Sam's still unconscious. Shouldn't we like...wake her up?"

I'm up for either way as I burst into a hunting shop and raid for crossbows for my next big-ass weapons suit.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yo Sam! Wake yo' ***** ass the fuck up!"

 

[Saltarius]

In the meanwhiles of waking the G the fuck up, I begin to integrate a sophisticated system into the G-Van Mk II that will allow me to swap suits quickly. I additionally begin work on my V3 Combat Armor, nicknamed Big Bang because whatever man.

I attach crossbows to it's shoulders and begin to integrate the flight system, interrupted by a shopping cart crashing into a nearby wall.

"The hell?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Psh. That isn't how you wake up Sam. You have, to do, this." I get a nearby dagger, cut open a small hole, and pour a drop of the poison I use for my weapons, into her wrist. Not enough to kill her, but it should wake her. Hopefully. "Anyway, this was supposed to be for old times sakes! I wanted to play good OLD music. It would have added to the general mood. Plus, Salt, you've got too many suits man. Your trying to be Iron man." Anyway, we investigate the shopping cart, and find its filled with food. "We are just getting so lucky lately."

 

[Saltarius]

"One, my last suit got fucked up by Bitchy McForeshadowerson, and two, in case you haven't noticed, I am a tech guy who likes his weapons, and since SOMEONE just ripped a mecha off of me, I need something to work on. I wouldn't trust the food, could be Xot's. And by Xot's I mean evil and we should stay the fuck away from it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Save me some dead animals." I improve Peake, sharpening the blade to such an absurd degree the edges are invisible, making the blade appear far smaller than it actually is. I also improve it's magical properties, increasing the amount and variety of damage it can do.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine, if you NEED to make a suit, then fine with me. Anyway, I know you're a tech guy. It's just that your always building shit you don't use. It's dangerous, just in case someone else finds it. Now, onto the food." I pick up a rock and throw it at the the food. It triggers a ring of fire. "Damn it. You were right. Although this could be the only food we find."

 

[Saltarius]

"We could just kill each other and eat our corpses before they go into the sub-basements. Y'know, if you guys are up for cannibalism. I mean I was in the Esotertic Order of Dagon and all, but I've got standards too."

I slip on my V2 combat armor and test the flames with a bit of wood. It burns immediately when coming within a few inches of the cart.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why the fuck are saying this? Did you not see the fucking food court?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Offer's still on the table..."

I walk over to the food court and realize we currently only have one ***** to create sammiches and she is currently unconscious.

"Shit, now I need to remember all those episodes of Good Eats."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Please. I can totally cook." I walk up, and begin deep frying pancakes. "Hmm. Intriguing." I set the food on the table.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fuck your sexism Salt. Any of you ever see Man vs. Food? I could fuck that guy up on a bad day." I proceed to fry vast amounts of beef, and drown it in tomato sauce, adding huge quantities of spaghetti. "Mother. Fucking. Spag. Boll."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I don't...question things anymore."

I begin my meal of JESUSCHRISTITSSOFUCKINGHUGE spag boll, planning how the fuck we're going to deal with Xot once the opportunity presents itself.

"I say we take Xot hostage and force his boss to let us go."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Who is Xot's boss though? For all we know, it could be one of us mall fighters. It could be another inter-dermential beast. We might not be able to reason with it. Plus, Xot doesn't seem bad."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh sure, the guy who dumps us into a modern day gladiator's arena, says fight, and then plays 'best fwiend' when his co-worker gets kidnapped and his own ass is on the line. He's only given us two drops, and my gun is currently out of ammo with no way to get more. Nice guy, sure."

I exit the food court and make my way towards the Japanese antique shop for some katanas for the BIg Bang, then I notice another shopping cart.

"Not this shit again."