Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, didn't that get obliterated? It happened after I grabbed the sword right? Or did the timeline fuck things up again?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Screw this complication shit."

I huck Eric's body into the air in front of me and activate the Optic Blast, blowing the corpse away and disintegrating it. I mean like, there's not even ashes.

Course I'm blown back roughly twenty feet into the entrance to the bridge.

"Mind if I poke around here?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, surely it's batteries are gone by now. Anyway, hold up!" I run after him towards the bridge.

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably going to need an industrial battery or something so that the ol OB can be practical. Oh, and Xot? Your little trapdoors?"

I activate the rocket boosters in my suit's feet, grabbing Zombie just in case.

"If you don't mind, we're taking a peek in the bridge."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Don't worry, you installed boosters into my suit too." I activate the suit, and try to get the hang of the boosters. After a few failed attempts, A.K.A, flying head on into pillars, I finally get the hang of it. "Alright, lets go." I say, as I slowly fly inside.

 

[Saltarius]

"Kinda...small in here. I mean there's a shitton of coffee and cereal and stuff like that, but I thought it'd be more...impressive."

I then spy a conspicous magazine poking out from a couch cushion.

"Oh yes, Xot's porn stash, come on Zomb, free porno, courtesy of Xot."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Intriguing. Wait, these are all strategy guides- Xot, you need a walk through for Kirby? Jesus dude."
[OOC: Goodnight everyone.]

 

[Knife-28]

Jumping out of the REX, I walk into the comic shop and spy an issue of 'Mall Fight Classic!' Intreged, I flick through to a random page.

You wish this was a visual medium? WELL IT IS!

 

[MinimanZombie]

I search through the piles of magazines. Some of them strategy guides, others are just random magazines. I then spy a bunch of old newspapers. "Hey Salt, do you reckon Xot has a hoarding problem?"

 

[Saltarius]

"This dude's been here for god knows how long, so he probably needs alot of entertainment aside from us beating the shit out of each other. The porn stash is still strangely missing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Maybe he isn't human, and he doesn't get pleasure out of porn. Or maybe he doesn't like it. Or maybe he can't find any. The possibilities are endless."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Or maybe he's been here long enough to get bored of all porn forever. Also nice hole Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Nice hole? The hell are you talking about?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh it's a door. I thought it had something to do with your eye lasers. This mall is just full of surprises."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh shit...I think that blast at the ceiling might've cut a hole into space. You guys might wanna take an awfully long and satisfying breath of air. And by guys I mean Paddy since Zomb and me's suits have enough oxygen for about a week."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"***** please. Check my aura." There is a faint glow surrounding me. "Motherfucking magic."

 

[Saltarius]

"Speaking slightly of your expertise, do the mushi-shi have any counterparts? Namely...pure death? If I can bottle that shit up and use it..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You realise that is the most ridiculous shit I've ever heard? That makes no sense at all which means that they almost certainly exist somewhere within the mall. Maybe in that mirrored sub-basement. But you can't use these, they act on their own will. Also you can't even see them."

 

[Saltarius]

"I can't see them, but they exist. And obviously they move. And my suit has motion tracking. Do the math compadre. It's not like these guys can really do much in a bottle besides obey my will."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's not like they can do much from inside a bottle, even the most powerful Mushi's effects are still pretty weak compared to what you can do."