Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"So let me get this straight. There is an evil magician circle, that are full of seclusive dicks. And Salt was room mates with Tony Stark. This is usually the part where I call bullshit- Why is there a hole going out to space?" I'm nearly sucked out, but I manage to grab onto the edge of the hole. "WHY HAS NO ONE FIXED THIS YET!" I start my boosters, and fly deeper into the mall, hoping to get away from the exit into deep and infinite space.

 

[RaNDM G]

@Zombie: It's okay. Player characters shouldn't even have back stories at all, so it's not like any of this matters.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Ah well. I might just delete it in that case.]

 

[RaNDM G]

@Zombie: You don't have to. I think I just didn't make myself clear in the beginning.

@Everyone: You're just playing normal, everyday people trapped in a Mall. No elaborate backstories. No hidden godlike powers. No access to anything that would make you overpowered.

The main reason I kicked Eric out was because he brought in an elaborate backstory and demonic powers that I simply did not have the patience for. He did not understand the concept that you can only use what you can find in your average Mall. I gave him a few warnings, he took offense and left. Don't let the same thing happen to you.

Remember, we're supposed to be having fun. When you turn yourself into a Sue, there's no point in me continuing the game.

Now fight already!

 

[Saltarius]

"I FEEL STRANGELY COMPELLED TO KILL."

I raise one of my arms with a crossbow attached at Zombie and make a shot.

"Forgive me bro."

I then fly after the bolt and reattach it to my crossbow. "Psyche."

I head abck to the bridge and face Xot, and raise one of my crossbows to him, and activate the boosters against those motherfuckin' trapdoors.

"Now for real."

He didn't say who we had to fight.

 

[Knife-28]

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
I dive in slow motion infront of Xot, firing two guns at Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife! What the hell are yo-"

The bullets barely pierce the armor, yet luckily miss my vital organs. I cough out a little bit of blood.

"What are you doing? He's the reason we're here. "

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dodge the bolt shakily. "************!" I attach my poisoned katanas to my wrists, and get ready to fight. "HEY ASSHOLE!" I shout at Salt, getting his attention. I then slice off his legs and arms and shoot a couple of rounds into his lower chest. I then stomp hard on his neck after saying, "Like my shoes?" *STOMP* "************. So Knife, how's this gonna go?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamit you guys, Xot is our enemy. We kill him, we get the mall."

I respawn and make my way back to the entrance of the mall.

"We beat an eldritch abomination. We can beat this pencil pushing fuckwad."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well you know what? Think about that, before you try to fucking KILL ME! So Xot, are you going to fight me now?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I grabbed the damn bolt before it hit you."

I resuit myself and grab my corpsey bits out of it and repair it.

"Now then, three guys against two. You ready Xot?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"No thanks. I don't fight anymore. That shit's behind me now."

 

[Saltarius]

I crack my knuckles and prepare for the pure ass beatdown that is about to occur.

"Allow me, if you will."

I punch Xot so hard he slams into the wall on the far end of the bridge.

"Your turn, guys."

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]"Ow... That hurt... Fuck."[/sub]

 

[Saltarius]

'Nobody? More for me."

I take Xot and bash his head against a monitor. I then proceed to throw him outside the bridge and catch him. I fly up to the hole in space and toss his body out before flying back in.

"He'll respawn. Maybe."

 

[RaNDM G]

There are no such things as holes in space. Don't make me go philosophical on you.

Xot stays put.

 

[Saltarius]

I realize the folly of my actions and apologize quickly to the universe.

I then proceed to go Bane on Xot's ass and break his back.

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]"Fuck... Fuck... My back... Fuck."[/sub]

 

[Saltarius]

"You think you can toy with our lives you bizarro ************? Trap us in a mall and say 'fight'? You have never met me, and you have never seen my goddamn wrath. Nothing to say? No dramatic switch pulling to kill me? That's right, you're a cripple lying at my feet."

I lift up Xot and reattach my now fully charged battery pack. I then perform the coup de grace on our puppetmaster.

"OPTICCCC BLASTTTTT!"

 

[Knife-28]

As Salt says "OPTICCCC BLASTTTTT!" I jump on his back and start stabbing him in the neck with my tanto, the blade penetating any armor there easly.