Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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MinimanZombie

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"Well, he does have answers. Also, what happens if we arrive at our destination, and they found out we killed him? They may not take it very well."
 

Saltarius

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"One, he already gave all the asnwers he was going to give, and two, then they'll see we're not to be fucked with."
 

MinimanZombie

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"Maybe. But we don't know where we're going. They may see he's dead, and slaughter the fuck out of us. Plus, he may give some more answers if we bring him back. If he wants to be brought back of course. Plus, if they see that we managed to go and bring him back from the afterlife of all places, they'll see how skilled and resourceful we are."
 

Saltarius

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"I say we hold off because I still kinda hate him and his skull is kinda on the G-Van's bumper and I particularly like it there."

I head into the bridge to see where we're going. It's all imcomprehensible bullshit that I doubt anyone but Xot understands.

"Dammit."
 

MinimanZombie

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"You know, we need some fitting music.There we go." I put on some sunglasses. "Lets go make a deal with the devil."
 

Saltarius

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"I knew he'd be sent to the red down-under."

I grab my suit and grab the wheel of the van.

"Looks like we have to...*sigh* rescue Xot."
 

MinimanZombie

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I jump into the back seat and turn on the aforementioned music. "Like I said, lets go make a deal with the Devil."
 

Saltarius

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"I know. I just wish I didn't have to make up for it."

Without further ado, I drive off into the portal, music ablazing as we arrive at the famous 'Abandon all hope, ye who enter here' sign.

"Love the smell of hellfire in the morning. Let's go see Minos."
 

MinimanZombie

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"Is that a map of Hell?" I grab the map and look at it. "Why do they have a theme park?" I look closer. "Oh. It's designed for torture. So, do you reckon this is the traditional Hell, the Greek and Roman Hell, or another variation?"
 

Saltarius

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"You're the man with the map."

I turn left right into the entrance to Mino's court-thingie.

"Play it cool, this is where they decide what circle of hell you go to."
 

MinimanZombie

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"A merge eh? Good answer. There's the three headed dog, Cerberus." The giant dog barks at us. I pull out a big red ball and throw it away from us. Cerberus bounds off after it. "Good dog."
 

Saltarius

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"Weird, he's supposed to be down in the circle of Gluttony...Anyways, I kind of believed in a different religion beforehand, one that could be considered blasphemous. So we might have to fight our way through Minos' court."
 

MinimanZombie

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"Well I was raised a protestant. However I need to mention that Greek and Roman gods are still alive. It would seem their Underworld merged with Dante's version."
 

Saltarius

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"Screw this judgement crap."

I floor it and crash into Mino's court and leap out of the van, blades drawn and crossbows ready to fire.

"You're out of order."

"*****."