Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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MinimanZombie

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"Well Mall fight is based around fighting. He ran one of those malls. Plus, he said he's too old to do it anymore. I reckon that's where we'll find him."
 

Saltarius

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"Onward Cerberus! Ride!"

We rush off to Violence, in search of Dickish McCageFight. I mean Xot.

"So...what do you think that shit about guardians he was spewing was about?"
 

MinimanZombie

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"Maybe there the ones running everything. Maybe they set this all up. FLUTHLU, us meeting. Or maybe that just happened anyway. What I'm trying to say id I don't have a clue."
 

Saltarius

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"Right. Xot's essence or some hippie bullshit should be around here. The outer ring is resevred essentially for Mall Fighters. Maybe if we just accepted Minos' judgement, we could've done this quicker and without losing the Van."

I then see there is a lot of fucking souls duking it out in an arena, douchy guy overseeing it.

"He's probably in the pit."
 

MinimanZombie

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"I have a plan." I walk over and join in the fight, slaughtering all the spirits. Only problem is, they respawn at a very fast pace. It's getting slower the more the die though. My plan is, to get them killed so much, I have long enough to grab Xot. This might not work, but oh well.
 

Paddy the Second

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"Watch me slam dancing in the pit like Lazarus." I quote, leaping into the pit, grabbing a figure who looks like Xot and pulling him out.
 

Saltarius

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"Doesn't he seem kinda...mute?"

I give little shits as we ride off on Cerberus's back to the mall through the portal, meeting no resistance along the way.

Finally back at Xot's body I regretfully take the soul and push it into Xot's limp form.
 

MinimanZombie

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"He seems to be asleep." I grab his body and tie him to a park bench. "When he wakes up, we can tell him what happened. Then, hopefully question him."
 

Paddy the Second

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"I was kind of expecting a trip through hell to last more than a couple hours but hey." I find a revolver and pull back the hammer, pointing it at Xot's head. "Wake up Xot, would be a real shame if we had to go through all that again."
 

MinimanZombie

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I look at Cerberus. "So. Dibs on keeping him." I run and grab a giant red ball, and throw it, watching all three of the heads snapping at it.
 

RaNDM G

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Seriously guys? It's too early for Hell.



On a side note, the sign says open. Why no newcomers?
 

Paddy the Second

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((Presumably because they've taken one look at what's happening and decided against joining.))

I sit down next to Xot, revolver still pointing at him. "I used to be an ordinary man Xot, I used to do stage magic, children's parties, Derren Brown's funeral, etc. But now look where I am. Because of you."
 

RaNDM G

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Xot lies still. He is dead for good.

I mean... You can't really survive having your back broken, your face smashed in, and a round capped in your skull.

That would be incredibly silly.

You just sorta stand there, thinking you're some kind of bad-ass. In reality, you killed your only lifeline. Good luck surviving to the end.
 

MinimanZombie

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"Wait so does that mean.." I watch Cerberus disappear from existence. "FLUFFLY! Oh..." I then wake up. "That was odd..." I see Xot is still dead. "Can't you guys try some form of magic, or healing? Couldn't we salvage his brain, and transfer it into a cyborg?"
 

Saltarius

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"Maybe I can revive him by concoting a formula or something. Or we could just wake Sam G. She's still alive."