Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

My body swerves about as the blast erratically goes everywhich way. Knife is knocked onto my front by the force of the beam and is obliterated as I die from blood loss.

I respawn and find Xot where I left him, broken on the floor. I decide my best option and go forth with it.

Curbstomp this *****.

"How's the floor taste?" I mockingly ask as I smash his face with my foot.

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]"Fuck... Fuck... Ow... Fuck."[/sub]

 

[Knife-28]

Knife respawns, and hits Salt over the head with his cricket bat. "Oi, scared to pick on someone who can fight back?" He readys his weapon, ready to swing it at Salt again.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A deftly aimed Molotov lights Knife's cricket bat on fire. "C'mon everyone this is just getting silly. I think you're forgetting the guy with magic powers." I lift Salt into the air and pull his limbs off telekinetically. I then drive Peake's blade through Knife's neck, killing him instantly. "Now Zomb. What are you gonna do?" Arcs of lightning crackle in my free hand.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I snicker as I watch the blood bath. "Me? I'm gonna have some fun." I fire a couple of rounds into Paddy's chest, and then drive RR through his stomach. The sword leeches his energy completely. "So that's what it does."

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub]"Guys... I think my everything's broken..."[/sub]

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[HEADING=1]>SN: Pester SS.[/HEADING]

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[07:48] [color=#646464]-- spectralNarcissit [color=#ff0000][SN][/color] began pestering sadistSibling [color=#00ffff][SS][/color] at 19:48 --[/color]
[07:48] [color=#ff0000]SN: How's it going down there?[/color]
[07:49] [color=#00ffff]SS: oh, it's going great[/color]
[07:49] [color=#00ffff]SS: look at these new jerks[/color]
[07:49] [color=#00ffff]SS: it's like none of them know how to fight[/color]
[07:50] [color=#ff0000]SN: Oh.[/color]
[07:50] [color=#ff0000]SN: Well that doesn't suck.[/color]
[07:50] [color=#00ffff]SS: are you kidding?[/color]
[07:50] [color=#00ffff]SS: these are complete fucking pushovers[/color]
[07:51] [color=#00ffff]SS: that guy in the iron suit can't even fly straight[/color]
[07:51] [color=#ff0000]SN: Give them time.[/color]
[07:51] [color=#00ffff]SS: how the hell did he build that thing anyway?[/color]
[07:51] [color=#ff0000]SN: The Fighters are inventive, you have to give them that.[/color]
[07:51] [color=#00ffff]SS: yeah[/color]
[07:52] [color=#00ffff]SS: the old guys are fine i guess[/color]
[07:52] [color=#00ffff]SS: not that they're the same guys but[/color]
[07:52] [color=#ff0000]SN: True.[/color]
[07:53] [color=#00ffff]SS: they're just slow[/color]
[07:53] [color=#00ffff]SS: takes them forevor just to do anything[/color]
[07:53] [color=#00ffff]SS: waffles just stood there and watched tox get fondled for five minutes[/color]
[07:54] [color=#ff0000]SN: They're starting over, Sister. And Waffles...[/color]
[07:54] [color=#ff0000]SN: Is just Waffles.[/color]
[07:54] [color=#00ffff]SS: uh oh[/color]
[07:54] [color=#ff0000]SN: What?[/color]
[07:54] [color=#00ffff]SS: xot did[/color]
[07:55] [color=#ff0000]SN: Did what?[/color]
[07:55] [color=#00ffff]SS: DIED[/color]
[07:55] [color=#00ffff]SS: HE'S DEAD[/color]
[07:55] [color=#ff0000]SN: And?[/color]
[07:55] [color=#00ffff]SS: well what?[/color]
[07:55] [color=#ff0000]SN: He'll respawn in a store.[/color]
[07:55] [color=#00ffff]SS: we didn't give him a respawn matrix[/color]
[07:56] [color=#00ffff]SS: remember?[/color]
[07:56] [color=#ff0000]SN: Shit.[/color]
[07:56] [color=#00ffff]SS: "oh he'll be fine he's an okay guy"[/color]
[07:56] [color=#ff0000]SN: Double shit.[/color]
[07:56] [color=#00ffff]SS: "i'm sure everyone will like him he's pretty cool"[/color]
[07:57] [color=#ff0000]SN: I know, I know! What the hell do we do!?[/color]
[07:57] [color=#00ffff]SS: "and it's not like he's stupid enough to let someone on the bridge"[/color]
[07:57] [color=#ff0000]SN: Will you shut up![/color]
[07:57] [color=#00ffff]SS: okay okay shit[/color]
[07:57] [color=#00ffff]SS: you feeling okay?[/color]
[07:58] [color=#ff0000]SN: I just killed someone.[/color]
[07:58] [color=#ff0000]SN: For real![/color]
[07:58] [color=#00ffff]SS: so?[/color]
[07:58] [color=#00ffff]SS: you shot five of those agents two days ago[/color]
[07:58] [color=#ff0000]SN: Yeah, but this was someone I liked![/color]
[07:59] [color=#00ffff]SS: okay?[/color]
[07:59] [color=#ff0000]SN: Well, I'm sorry we're not all sadistic bitches, like you![/color]
[07:59] [color=#00ffff]SS: hey![/color]
[07:59] [color=#00ffff]SS: rude![/color]
[08:00] [color=#ff0000]SN: I don't think you understand the severity of this situation![/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: no[/color]
[08:00] [color=#ff0000]SN: I killed a friend![/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: cause you won't say shit[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: who[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: who[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: who[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: who[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: who[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: ?????[/color]
[08:00] [color=#ff0000]SN: Xot, you idiot![/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: ...[/color]
[08:00] [color=#00ffff]SS: no?[/color]
[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: it was that guy in the suit[/color]
[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: he just broke his back[/color]
[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: then he smashed his fucking face in[/color]
[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: wait no, i think he's still breathing[/color]
[08:01] [color=#ff0000]SN: He is!?[/color]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Here, let me help." I grab Xot's broken body and fire a bullet into the center of his skull. "Now, do you re-spawn?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot has been slain.

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[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: oh nevermind[/color]
[08:01] [color=#00ffff]SS: that other guy shot him[/color]
[08:02] [color=#00ffff]SS: he's a goner[/color]
[08:02] [color=#ff0000]SN: Oh God.[/color]
[08:02] [color=#00ffff]SS: so what's the plan now, boss?[/color]
[08:02] [color=#ff0000]SN: I'm going to be sick.[/color]
[08:02] [color=#00ffff]SS: uh...  ran?[/color]
[08:02] [color=#00ffff]SS: your ussually not as emotional about this stuff[/color]
[08:03] [color=#ff0000]SN: I killed a friend, I'm going to be a little emotional![/color]
[08:03] [color=#00ffff]SS: lemme guess[/color]
[08:03] [color=#00ffff]SS: too much o'douls?[/color]
[08:03] [color=#00ffff]SS: i told you bro, i warned you drinking that shit isn't good for you[/color]
[08:03] [color=#ff0000]SN: Its not about the fake beer, its about sensibilites![/color]
[08:04] [color=#00ffff]SS: whatever[/color]
[08:04] [color=#00ffff]SS: i'm gonna hang out a little bit before i make my move[/color]
[08:04] [color=#00ffff]SS: just[/color]
[08:04] [color=#00ffff]SS: just get your shit back together, okay?[/color]
[08:05] [color=#00ffff]SS: call me back later[/color]
[08:05] [color=#646464]-- sadistSibling [color=#00ffff][SS][/color] ceased pestering spectralNarcissit [color=#ff0000][SN][/color][/color] at 20:05 --

[sub]OOC: For the sake of continuity, everything from here until this post has been retconned.[/sub]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So... You there Xot? Re-spawned yet? XOT! CAN YOU HEAR ME?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"***** I am inside your motherfucking sword now." The blade dissolves, turning into black tendrils which snake up and throttle Zombie. They reform into me. "Nice work asshole."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, one, I formally invited Xot to fight me. Two, this asshole is the reason we are here. And three, after all the good times we had, we're trying to kill each other again."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Hold on, I'm confused. You're saying you're the sword now? I don't get what happened there.]
"Listen Salt, the reason we're fighting, is because you fired a fucking crossbow at me. Intentionally. Plus, you're saying we're a team, but you want to try and take on a lot of crap for yourself."

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddammit Zombie, that was to fool Xot so I could be dramatic and shit. Like that one movie. I knew you could dodge a single fucking bolt. "

"As for the solo bit...taht's actually kinda true. Nothing to say there."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Still, next time give me a heads up or something. We need to develop a system of sorts." I sheathe RR, and walk away from Paddy's corpse. I then sit down on a bench. "Sorry about killing both of you."

 

[Saltarius]

"S'cool man. It's just Xot can apparently hear me mutter under my breath. Didn't want to risk anything."

I sit down next to Zombie on the bench and offer him a cigar.

"We cool?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We're cool." I take the cigar. "So, I'm not sure if Xot re-spawns. You guys may have to try and revive him. Somehow."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sooo, Paddy? You uh, ok? Cuz' the sword and all?"

I say fuck it and decide to retrieve the G-Van Mk II and upgrade that shit. I triumphantly tear out Xot's skull and weld it to the front bumper.

"Say what now?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh yeah. I finally figured out it's ability. It absorbs life essences and gives me them. Basically, it heals me when I stab or slash something. Pretty useful I must say."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Except there's now two versions of me running around. One of which is inside that sword." Raven Razor can be heard softly wailing. "Dickweeds." "Also we may have to journey to the afterlife to get Xot back."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No don't worry. That version is just being compressed into basic life. So that it can be sent into me, healing me. It should be do-" The wailing stops. "There we go. I feel better already. As for the After life... I have no idea how we're going to get there."