Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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"Well, thanks for getting my hopes up, Dr. Strange."

I decide screw Xot's boring ass bridge and charge my suit's battery in one of the many outlets. I then bugger off to go find a bigger ass battery.
 

Paddy the Second

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"I'm not the one who suddenly became obsessed with wielding tiny entities despite the fact I can shoot lasers from my face."
 

Saltarius

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"Well the concept of wielding death itself makes you feel inferior. Then you learn death is a tiny ass sprite you can't even see that barely does shit."

No such battery packs are found, though I'm getting some rough plans via the generators about the mall.

"So, is there like a ranking system for mages? Like mage-archmage-wizard-archwizard or is it superfluous? I'm willing to give my backstory up for yours man."
 

Paddy the Second

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"Man I don't know. I got kicked out of the magic circle for setting a guy on fire before I'd got past stage magic. Although I suppose now once I get out I can take over it. And what is your backstory anyway?"
 

Saltarius

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"Well, aside from pushing my co-worker off the roof..."

"See I was born in New England, in a town known for cult activity, namely that of the Great Old Ones. Was involved with the Esoteric Order of Dagon most my life, partially still am. But anyways, when I went to college, I was roomates with Tony Stark and he got me into machines. Then I heard he became a superhero and decided that in a dramatic twist, I'd be his arch-nemesis. That never got off the ground but I did learn how to build badass battle suits. Me and Tony keep in touch."
 

Paddy the Second

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"It's nice that you kept in touch with your friends from college. Mine are all dead, insane, or too deep in the circle to appear in public. Only one of those had something to do with me. He was the guy I set on fire. The circle's conditioning kinda made me forget my life before the training. Of course, my past self being even more me than I am he was prepared. Of course the circle didn't take kindly to someone burning their way out of the compound half way through training. Did I say I got kicked out? I meant I went V for Vendetta on their asses and mustard gassed the fuckers while torching their buildings. Turns out the circle a lot more powerful than we give them credit for. The mall was the last place on earth I could hide from them."
 

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"I doubt we're on earth anymore. I honestly doubt those high-level pointy hatted fuckers could get to this mall. Even magic has limits. Heard some shit about aliens attacking NY from Tony, him and some others guys took care of it. Nice to get updates from time to time."

I take a small break from my search to bust into a general store and get some coffee, which I proceed to brew. I bust out a few chairs and invite Paddy to sit in the other one.

"So...anything to look forward to when...or if we get back?"
 

Paddy the Second

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"Got some people I'd like to see again. Some works of art I wanna experience. Nothing extraordinary. How about you?" I light a joint and sit back. "I'm really gonna miss this stuff."
 

Saltarius

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"Me and the Order has a falling out after 03'. Some shit about me not upkeeping offerings to Great Cthulhu which would wake him before his time, on the eve of my final death. Considering what's happened to me in the mall, the 'final' part makes sense. The mall, as much as I knock it, is pretty fuckin' sweet. Wouldn't mind spending my golden years here."
 

Paddy the Second

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"Oh, I should probably tell you. The circle made up Cthulu to explain some of their experiments. Got a little out of hand but it meant they could control the cults. I hijacked their files, makes for interesting reading."
 

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"That would be funny, unless me and the cult went on a church-wide field trip to R'lyeh. Freaky shit. We saw the big green catching some Z's at the sea floor. Your circle might be fucking with the wrong powers. Yog-Sothoth don't 'preciate dudes fucking with his High Priest."
 

Paddy the Second

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"You realise that generating that kind of shit is child's play for the higher ups? How would it look if we spread all this Cthonic madness through history and din't back it up somehow?"
 

Saltarius

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"I'm not sure why they'd want to generate a wild mofo like Azathoth or a crazy jackoff like Nyarlathotep but whatever. I'm eager for the day when it all backfires against them."
 

Paddy the Second

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"They don't actually create the things, it's just illusions, y'know, the things they do every day? And it evidently worked to control the cults. They could have mobilised them and taken over the world easily. It wouldn't even have been traceable to the circle."
 

Saltarius

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"Those fuckers. Please, save a piece of their asses for me to kick."

I proceed to bust into the car dealership which apparently respawns cars, and take it's only motorcycle, then attach chainsaws to the sides, ala the Slice-cycle from Dead Rising 2.

"It's not even like anyone in this mall fights each other anymore."
 

Paddy the Second

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"Hmm. The net stretches into the future here." I open my laptop and look up the magic circle. "Um Salt." I speak into the walkie talkie. "It's gonna take a little more than petty revenge. The circle pinned every major act of terrorism in the years surrounding my escape on me. Then they mobilised the cults and took over the world." I lean back and exhale a cloud of smoke. "Yeah. You may wanna upgrade your robotics before we get back."
 

Saltarius

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"Like...make a megazord that doesn't fucking collapse when we get in it big, or Optic Blast the size of FLUTHLU big, or nuke the fuckers big, or find some way to destroy magic in it's entirety sacrificing it's wonders for the greater good and giving way to cold ahrd machines big?
 

Paddy the Second

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"I was thinking more along the lines of, can withstand magical blasts and aid me in ridding the world of the circle, allowing to rebuild it and use it for the good of mankind. Or we could travel back to before that clusterfuck and hit them before they're at full power."