"Well, aside from pushing my co-worker off the roof..."
"See I was born in New England, in a town known for cult activity, namely that of the Great Old Ones. Was involved with the Esoteric Order of Dagon most my life, partially still am. But anyways, when I went to college, I was roomates with Tony Stark and he got me into machines. Then I heard he became a superhero and decided that in a dramatic twist, I'd be his arch-nemesis. That never got off the ground but I did learn how to build badass battle suits. Me and Tony keep in touch."