"I'll prep you in the basic differences between earth and the mall when you're done." I light a joint and watch Salt working.
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I cough.
"Considering this 'Mall' is seemingly infinite, odds are there is somewhere that sells DIY re-animating kits or something. I thought people re-spawned when they died anyway?"
"Considering this 'Mall' is seemingly infinite, odds are there is somewhere that sells DIY re-animating kits or something. I thought people re-spawned when they died anyway?"
"uuuuuh...explosives? and blenders, I guess."
[i/]-You know if you die, I'll be stuck here as well, right? Your being undeniably selfish-[/i]
[i/]Would you please stop talking? Just for a secound? You're not even real. You're just a figment of my imagination.[/i]
[i/]-Keep telling yourself that-[/i]
[i/]-You know if you die, I'll be stuck here as well, right? Your being undeniably selfish-[/i]
[i/]Would you please stop talking? Just for a secound? You're not even real. You're just a figment of my imagination.[/i]
[i/]-Keep telling yourself that-[/i]
"I've had an idea for temporary reanimation. Not exactly Dr. Frankenstein caliber, but it can bring him back long enough for me to digitize his mind. I'm going to need about 800,000 volts of electricity, two grams of cocaine, and three bottles of Redpop Faygo."
"Explosives eh? Badda bing badda boom! Hehe-Ok I'll stop. There's probably a place where we can find grenades." I notice an old mining shop. "Found some dynamite for you. Make what you will out of it."
"Only two grams Salt? I'm mildly disappointed. And i got the volts covered." I throw a kilogram brick of pure cocaine to Salt and begin to summon lightning that arcs around my hands. "Faygo's in that store there."
I stick the dynamite into my belt, and hurredly flick through the manual.
[i/]It seems that lighting the fuse makes it do...something.[/i] I notice half the manual is missing. [i/]Dammit.[/i]
"Does anyone have a lighter?"
[i/]It seems that lighting the fuse makes it do...something.[/i] I notice half the manual is missing. [i/]Dammit.[/i]
"Does anyone have a lighter?"
"Right. See, Redpop specifically contains Faygonium, a chemical even the creators don't know of. Generally used in renanimation in cults around the world. Helps that it's the best flavor of Faygo."
I rush in and grab my bottles as I begin the careful ass work of renanimating Xot's brain.
"Turn the electrcity up slowly and consistently. Once it reaches 800,000, we toss in the coke and Faygonium. Then we bring him into this computer chip. Then we're home free."
I rush in and grab my bottles as I begin the careful ass work of renanimating Xot's brain.
"Turn the electrcity up slowly and consistently. Once it reaches 800,000, we toss in the coke and Faygonium. Then we bring him into this computer chip. Then we're home free."
"Uh yeah, here you go." I toss Sig the lighter. I then go over and carefully watch the reanimation. "Need any help?"
[i/]-This is the worst idea ever. Why do I even know you?-[/i]
"Shut up, this is an excellent idea," I mutter. "Anyway, we have to find out what dynamite does when we light it"
Holding up the stick of explosive, I carefully bring the small flame towards the fuse.
It catches.
I stare at the stick of explosive, and the sparks working their way down towards it.
[i/]-Well, that was a bit anti-climatic-[/i]
[i/]I know. I was expecting something a bit more interest-[i/]
I am incinerated by a large explosion.
"Shut up, this is an excellent idea," I mutter. "Anyway, we have to find out what dynamite does when we light it"
Holding up the stick of explosive, I carefully bring the small flame towards the fuse.
It catches.
I stare at the stick of explosive, and the sparks working their way down towards it.
[i/]-Well, that was a bit anti-climatic-[/i]
[i/]I know. I was expecting something a bit more interest-[i/]
I am incinerated by a large explosion.
"Goddamn, that shit's get hot. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck. Paddy! Pads! Godammit, turn off the electricity! You melted his brain!"
I stare at the pinkish mess in front of me, head shaking as I try and figure out what the hell I'm going to do.
"I...guess we do have to have that funeral after all."
I stare at the pinkish mess in front of me, head shaking as I try and figure out what the hell I'm going to do.
"I...guess we do have to have that funeral after all."
"Fuck fuck fuck ow my hands." The gauntlets are crystallised and smoking. I crack them against a pillar and retrieve a new pair from my satchel. "Shitshitshit."
I step up to a small podium and deliver my own short eulogy for the fallen Xot.
"We are gathered here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted, in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human."
I grab Xot's casket, as remaining parts of his body within, and break a hole in the ceiling of the mall into space. I let it go as it drifts off into the cascading abyss of the unknown.
"So, now what?"
"We are gathered here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted, in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human."
I grab Xot's casket, as remaining parts of his body within, and break a hole in the ceiling of the mall into space. I let it go as it drifts off into the cascading abyss of the unknown.
"So, now what?"