Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Sigma Castell

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I respawn.
[i/]So that's what it does.[/i]
"Have you guys had any luck fixing your friend? oooh.."
I notice the gloopy pink puddle on the floor.
 

Paddy the Second

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"Salt, if I may, I'd like to take out the anger you caused me beating the shit out of Xot, you too Zombie. Now I know we're bros, and I hope you won't hold this against me." I shoot both of them point blank in the face. "Don't worry Sigma. You haven't incited my wrath."
 

Saltarius

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" Shut the fuck up, you voice you. I'm doing the best I can for this fuckass, alright?"

I respawn shortly after being shot and regroup at the funeral. I bear no grudges.

"The only thing we can do is train for when we touch down on wherever the hell we're going."
 

MinimanZombie

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I dodge the bullet by accident. I noticed a penny on the floor. "Fucking, finally! Lets get this going!" I grab RR and cut Paddy in half. I then fire at the newly respawned Salt with my revolver.
 

Sigma Castell

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"Just a few...Why did Salt kill Xot, and can we get something to eat Theres got to be a cafe around here somewhere..."
 

Saltarius

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The bullet does little to pierce my armor as I grab Zomb by the neck.

"I doubt there are going to be any bullets where we're going. Hope you know how to fight without them."

I break his right arm as I fling him across the room.

"I said we train seriously. We can't die, so we have to fight in every condition possible. "
 

Paddy the Second

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"Salt only beat the shit out of Xot because he's the one who put us here and Salt is a maniac." I explain after respawning, taking the still lit joint from my dead body's hand. "And there's a food court over this way, I'll come too, I seem to be really hungry all of a sudden." I lead Sigma towards the food court, but not before plugging Zombie full of holes.
 

MinimanZombie

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"My fucking gun. Oh how can I live without it? Of course I can fight without bullets!" I leap over to Salt, therefore avoiding Paddy's attack, and slash at him with my katana attached to my left wrist.
 

Sigma Castell

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I grab a bread roll and pour myself a cup of tea, and sit at the table.
[i/]-Oh yeah, don't get me anything. I'll just starve over here-[/i]
[i/]You can't eat...[/i]
[i/]-I can dream, can't I?-[/i]
 

Saltarius

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"Damn it Zombie, stop holding back. There is no point in being moral."

I pull out my own blade and begin to clash swords with him. Naturally there's flying and shit, before I take a swipe at his left leg, sending it flying about, his own body crashing into a pillar ten feet away."

"Every. Possible. Condition."
 

Paddy the Second

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"You're a persistent bugger aren't you? At least I get to test out Seras." I fiddle with the settings on the handset of my sniper rifle, opening the target portal inches in front of Zombie's face. By the time he realises what's happened a high calibre bullet has punched through his skull. "So Sigma. What did you do before all this?"
 

Sigma Castell

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"Nomomnomnomnomomomomnomnomnomnomnomomnonmnomnomnomnom"
I eat the bread roll in about two secounds, then get myself a slice of cake from the bakery.
"You want one, Paddy? Zombie?"
 

MinimanZombie

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"Alright. Every condition?" I flick a previously lit cigarette of Paddys into a liquor store. Seriously, those things are everywhere. The fighting area of me and Salt is set in a blazing inferno. "How's this condition?" I fly over to Salt, grab him, and throw him into a fire. I then ready my blades in case he survives. The inferno does something to to bullet portal, meaning the bullet does a lot less damage than it should. As it, it clinks against my helmet and falls into the fire.
 

Paddy the Second

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"Dude where's your class? You gotta have the main course first." I consume a huge hamburger, then take the rest of the cake and eat it. "So what's your initial impression of the mall?"
 

Sigma Castell

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I glance around.
"Well, we live forever, can find literally anything we want...seems like a decent place. Apart from the whole dieing in horrible ways thing, and most likely never seeing our families again."
I consume a sandwhich, and it tastes like delicious.
 

Paddy the Second

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"They've entered battle mode, it's best not to talk to them until they're done. Do you do drugs? Any drug, I've got them all."