Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I rise from the flames and activate my boosters rising into the air and landing in the barely not-fiery middle of the circle.

"You're catching on."

I prep my battery pack and pull all it's juice into one final attack as I meet blades with Zombie.

I don't even bother with the name as I fire the Optic Blast.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A bullet appears millimetres in front of his face and blows apart Salt's head. I smile with satisfaction.

 

[Saltarius]

"Tsk tsk Paddy, firing on the unsuspecting?"

I smile as I walk over to the food court, armor mainly intact.

"I did say every condition. But first, a spot of lunch."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If we're going to be fighting in every condition I intend to be in the most comfortable one." I throw Salt a sandwich and a joint.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn with all my gear intact and refreshed. So I new thing to add to my list of painful ways to die.
-Being disintegrated by optic blast
I walk over to the table, and eat some cake. "Tastes like crap. Who's up next?" I walk over to another section of the mall, and flood it. "Next simulation, water."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I electrify the water to such a high intensity anything inside it disintegrates. "I think we're done here."

 

[Saltarius]

"Thanks man. Now, how does it affect your magic if you are badly mutilated? I need to know everything, so we can prepare."

I eat whilst I smoke said joint. Yet it offers no comfort with the trip it gives me.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]-I do drugs. Get me some snuff.-[/i]
"I tried weed once. Got an allergic reaction. Nasty things happened."
I pour myself another cup of tea and lean backwards into the sofa, putting my feet up on the table.
I notice the store room is unlocked.
"Guys, Imma go see what's in there. Possibly large amounts of cake."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright. Now, fighting in that situation? What if you go in the water? What if your magic doesn't work there?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well anything gesture based goes out the window if I don't have my arms but I'll be good as long as I keep my tongue. And Sigma, take some protection with you." I throw him a meat knife several feet long.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I catch the improbably large knife, and strap it too my back.
[i/]I feel like an anime hero[/i], I thought.
I clambered over the counter, and walked slowly towards the door. Pushing it open, I look inside.

 

[RaNDM G]

Salt's drug induced trip does not help the voice in his head.

nOw yOu'rE HiGh tHiS Is fUcKiNg fAnTaStIc gOdDaMmIt sAlT

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well have a nice time in there." I drop a lot of acid.

((I'm out for the night guys, see you all tomorrow.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Just who the hell are you? What are you doing in my head? "

"Now then Zombie, tell me what you think would cripple your abilities in a fight."

 

[Sigma Castell]

There, lying on top of a pile of boxes, is glittering silver staff. The top seems to be in the shape of a slice of cake. I pick it up, turning it over in my hands.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Me? Probably..." I try to think, but come to a blank. Not to brag, but I don't have a clue. "Erm... Mental battles? Like fighting something in your mind? I'm not sure though. What about you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Having to talk to a girl! OOOOOOOOOH!" I do several front flips through the air to high five Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

I high-five Paddy so hard he comes crashing down back onto the table.

"Shit. Sorry bro. Anyway, as for weaknesses, I'm crazy prepared when it comes to that. Slice my arm? Robotic arm replaces it. Batteries out? Auxillary power. Trapped me in a room with no means of escape but suicde? Two false teeth filled with cyani-fuck."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk out of the room.
"Hey guys, look what i found!", I say, holding up the staff.

 

[Sigma Castell]

(i'm going to sleep now. see you peoples tommorrow )