Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"And yet you just implied I'm in a position of leadership. Which means you either don't understand leadership, you do respect me or you're a massive dumbass. None of those are mutually exclusive."

 

[Saltarius]

"You stated yourself that you were handling the heist."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. As in, I'm the guy who is actually stealing the thing. But, y'know, I'm fine with leading the team. So, with that in mind, I'll not be a dick."
I look at the back door of the building where the auction is going to take place through a pair of binoculars.
"Wow, not being a dick is really hard. Ironically."

 

[RaNDM G]

"G'night everybody."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are we gonig to do this or what?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well, I was thinking we'd wait for everyone else before we start."

"Since... You know... We kind of need them."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. We also need a getaway vehicle too, so I suppose we should work on that now."

 

[Saltarius]

I smash the club into the window of a car.

"There. Found."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I meant like a lorry or a van. And I meant get it legally. You're the guy who said we should keep our heads down."

 

[Saltarius]

"I contradict myself often."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No fucking shit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways, we can do this if Trilby quits being a dick and RaN actually helps."

 

[RaNDM G]

A random passerby passes by.

"HEY MY CAR!"

"Oh shit."

 

[Saltarius]

I whap the passerby with the golf club, knocking them out.

"...Shit, hide him. Wait no, get his keys and then hide him."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Great. They'll have us for grand theft and battery. We're made men now."

 

[Saltarius]

"We're stealing shit anyways! So what if we rack up a few more crimes? I can tell you without a doubt Paddy and Sister won't care!"

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=2]ELSEWHERE...[/HEADING]

"Salt is fucking everything up. I can feel it."

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"Oh. Yeah, sure. She wouldn't mind."

 

[Saltarius]

"The point is quit your bitching and just get in the car and get in position. You can be the getaway driver."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Wait... Y-you're giving me the car?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Is that a bad idea?"

I call Sis.

"Is giving Ran the getaway driving responsibilities a bad idea?"