Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I drag the unconscious passerby into an alley before taking his phone and keys, destroying the phone. I toss the keys to Ran.

"I'm set."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh God I'm working with two morons, a magician and a guy who is probably about to commit an act of terrorism to distract a bunch of black market security guards. The three somewhat competent members of the team are psychopathic murderers. And I don't even know where the Knifes are!"
I start banging my head against the wall.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Trilby keep your voice down."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start writing obscenities on the wall in my head blood.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You're leaving DNA evidence."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine then. When we're done, I'll blow the building up."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sweet. Hey, remember the time I found a bunch of chickens? Where the fuck are they?"
Suddenly, a few eggs fall out my pockets.
"Actually, never mind."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Have they all suffocated?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No...They're still alive...just grown up-shit."
Hundreds of eggs begin flying everywhere.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Great. Now we have battery hens in our crew. I'm sure they will be valuable additions to this mission."

 

[Saltarius]

"My temptation to simply beat you to death with this golf club is rising."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. Well, because I'm a fan of not being beaten to death, I'm just going to go find a vantage point where I can see the back doors. Zombie, we should probably take out the guards right after the shift change."
I walk off.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[Are we going to do this or not?]
I text the others, from the Pilot Capsule.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes. Once the auction starts. By the way, we just need a small distraction. One which would draw attention from the guards, but NOT the cops. Got that, Sigma?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

[Alright, FIINE. Gawd.]
I crash the train into a nearby river and swim to the other side.
Pulling myself out, I search my inventory, looking for my Small Distractions.
Behind me, the train explodes.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So Sis, you come here often?" I ask as we walk towards the auction house.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I see a large flash of red, followed by a faint bang, in the distance. I radio the others.
"Sigma's distraction is coming soon, so we should get ready to take the guards out. Silently."

 

[Saltarius]

"Get me a box cutter or a letter opener and we'll be set on that front."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have a steak knife, a plastic bag and a glass bottle. Take your pick."