Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAaa..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I regret everything."
I cower behind Salt.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hear Sigma's approach.
"In light of recent revelations, I think we should just abandon the stealth route and kill everyone. Everyone who Sigma leaves alive, that is."
I put on my gas mask and draw a revolver.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaohgodwhydidIreplacethefuelwithvelociraptorsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, that's stupid given that there are way too many people for us to take on here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If we take them by surprise, apply explosives as needed and fill a few guys with holes, we should be fine. Fear is a very good weapon. Haven't you ever seen Die Hard?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
The burns its way through the atmosphere, clipping the top of a tower and going into an uncontrallable spin, hitting the ground an inch away from the auction house.
"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAohwait I'm alive."
I glance around the cockpit, and notice the lever marked 'IN CASE OF SURVIVAL'
"...Might as well."
I pull the lever.
The ship explodes in a tidal wave of velociraptors and Swag-infected douchebags.
"FUCK"
The wave crashes into me, crushing me and sweeping through the doors of the auction hall.
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[Saltarius]

"What if we fuck up the building and take the artifact with it?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Great."
I text Sigma the signal, then hurl a glass bottle over the thugs' heads.

"Ow! Hey you piece of shit! Come over here and I'll shove this down your throat!"

"Ok, you take the guards out here, I'll deal with the ones inside."

You slip in, unnoticed by anyone.

I hear Sigma's approach.
"In light of recent revelations, I think we should just abandon the stealth route and kill everyone. Everyone who Sigma leaves alive, that is."
I put on my gas mask and draw a revolver.

The gang draws guns, bats, and switchblades.

This is not going to end well.

The wave crashes into me, crushing me and sweeping through the doors of the auction hall.

The building is unharmed. Unsurprisingly.

Looks like you hit an orphanage instead. Whatever money that auctioneer makes is going right back in his pocket thanks to you.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hello there gentlemen. Care to join me in a drink?"
I hurl a glass bottle of nitroglycerin at the group, with enough force for it to detonate on impact.

 

[RaNDM G]

The bang kills the unfortunate sucker that catches it, sending glass through his skull. The ones around him are wounded and dazed.

The others open fire. You and Salt are gunned down before you even get off a shot.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn on the other side of the building.
"That went well, considering."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not really, given they know we're here."

 

[RaNDM G]

I pull up.

"You guys know how to make a lot of noise, don't you?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"They know WE'RE here. Not Paddy, RaN, Sister or Knife."
I turn to RaN.
"We didn't have our distraction from Sigma. We got Knife in, though."

 

[Saltarius]

"But we're the ones who are supposed to be stealthy!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"I can drop you off on another floor, give you another chance to break in."

 

[Saltarius]

"That. Let's do that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're supposed to get to the vault. Presumably, that would be underground. Like the sewers, electricity, water and gas mains and a whole host of other shit."
I open my disguise bag and toss Salt a high-visibility jacket, gloves and safety gear.
"Ready to get your hands dirty?"