Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Salt... That is the best idea you have ever come up with."

Tears stream from my eyes.

 

[Saltarius]

"This isn't you trying to trick me, is it?"

 

[RaNDM G]

It is so beautiful. I am so bewitched by its beauty, I am not sure if I can wield it.

I put on my shades.

"I have the car."

"Too late now."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. So you two just bidding ridiculous prices or are you also making a scene?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"It hasn't started yet. Right now, we're chatting up the locals."

 

[Saltarius]

"Still, causing a scene distracting enough that they pay attention, yet tame enough they don't throw you out will help."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'll keep the bid running and leave that to Joe. If he doesn't come up with anything, I'll think of something."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just don't get...too drastic."

 

[RaNDM G]

She sighs.

"Fine."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Just asking...what were your ideas before I said that?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"The norm. Hacking and slashing with reckless disregard for life always works."

 

[Saltarius]

"...How is it you enjoy marriages and this morbid shit?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"... You know, I can't really answer that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, we now have a stolen car and a witness with a head wound. Now, before you two geniuses deal with the car, how about we actually find out how big the thing we're stealing is. Sister, you got any idea?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up at a monorail station.

"..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I call Sigma.
"Rise and shine, Mr Castell. Rise and... shine..." [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6_qLfzKEug]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look around the monorail compartment. There's two other people in here with me; some old dude and his dog, and a Space Lobster.
I bring up my map.
[i/]Ten compartments away from the pilot capsule[/i]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, don't do whatever you're planning on doing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh man, remember when the mall was a city?" I pull out some posters from my day as a magician. "And with a click of my fingers." They appear around the city. I dye my hair green and don contact lenses to return my appearance to that on the poster. "That ought to do something. Famed in every galaxy for my sleight of hand." I grin. "And some good publicity."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[Distractions, Trilby. Distractions.]
I switch off my phone and head towards the pilot capsule.