Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[FreeCookies]

I respawn out in the open and take a nearby fire extinguisher.
Having learnt from previous mistakes, I avoid the puddle of bleach and discharge the extinguisher into Redryhno's face, following by crushing his face with the side of the canister. I leave the immediate area, and resume my hunt for the bread-flinging lunatic..

 

[Zepherus14]

I parachute into the mall through on of the skylights, and manage to land near the vacuum department on the 758th floor.

"Yes! Now that I have the 'VACUUM-O-MATIC 3000' Trilby will have NO chance!! Muhahaahaha!!" I shout, hopping on the oversized vacuum and turning on 'turbo suck' and rocketing off to find my old nemesis.

I then pass a sign talking about no Legendary weapons right off the bat, and the vacuum explodes killing me.

I respawn back in the mall, and go find the food court for a Turkey Bacon Club.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hear a familiar sound.
VRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
The sound... of Zeph...

I run like hell, kilt flapping in the wind.
Luckily, this isn't in visual media.

 

[Zepherus14]

I am sitting eating the Turkey Bacon Club as Trilby runs passed me. Apparently he'd heard me before and ran the other way...

I shrug and continue to enjoy the club sandwich, as I watch him run around the corner.

 

[Redryhno]

I respawn in the cooking section, I grab a few of the hottest peppers and tie them together with string and grab a butcher knife from the nearby rack. The peppers I tie around my body and cut open with the knife ever so slightly, so that anyone that gets close enough to me gets a face of peppers. I strike out, knife in one hand, another string of peppers swinging around my head, spattering any who enter my zone of death, or, at least, pain and suffering

 

[Grim327]

Seeing as how Mini dissappeared, I turned my attention towards the food court, where I saw Zeph eating a Turkey Bacon Club. I rev up my weed-eater and charge him, bringing the lawn tool down on his head. "Be gone, foul demon!!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Attention shoppers! We have just hit fifty posts! That means it's time for our first weapon drop!"

A small metal box drops in from the ceiling.

"First one to get their fat nasty hands on it keeps it! Better get to it!"

 

[Grim327]

I hear the voice from the loudspeaker and rush over to where the box is. "It's mine, it's all mine!!! Now what's in it?"

 

[Zepherus14]

OoC: Weed-eater? Like a Weed wacker?

I was cut down, and fell to the floor, before I could finish the last of my sandwich. "No... my sandwich..." I say with hazy vision desperately reaching for the last bite on the table.

"What... a cruel world..." and with that I die.

Only to respawned a short time later and finish the sandwich. "Hmm... that wasn't that bad."

 

[Redryhno]

I run towards where the box fell in, and throw the string of peppers at Grim before charging in with my knife held with both hands and head down.

 

[Saltarius]

I lock myself into the closest bathroom stall and wait for the fighting for weapons to stop so I can reap the remains of the losers bodies for supplies.

 

[RaNDM G]

Grim opens the box with his fat nasty hands.

 

[Grim327]

"Sweet!!" I pick up the weapon, turn it on and turn around just to see Ryhno charging. I sidestep while holding out the weapon. It quickly cuts him to shreds. "Haha!!"

 

[Zepherus14]

I see Tox standing around off in the distance but can help but feel an extreme sense of ignoring him.

I then get into the one of the KFC's in the food court and start pushing one of the deep fryers to a nearby elevator.

 

[RaNDM G]

The saw cuts a portal through Rhyno, sucking his corpse inside in a grotesque manner.

"Uh... Yeah. It makes portals. Go ahead and try it on wall."

 

[Redryhno]

"I'm...not a wall..." I say as I'm sucked into the portal, and respawn in a washing machine of all places. I begin to bang in futility on the glass separating me from everyone else.

Damn respawn points, why'd they have to put one here?Damn Portals, always making my life hell

 

[Saltarius]

I make my way over to the washing machine Rhyno is now trapped inside and open the door. Then proceed to bash his head in with the door repeatedly.

 

[Zepherus14]

I manage to get the deep fryer into the elevator, but the final test was upon me.

Elevator Music!

 

[Grim327]

"Oh, so that is what's so special about it." I run over to a wall, and slash open a portal. I jump through and find myself in an elevator with Zeph. "Hey, check out my new toy." I then cut open a portal in the roof of the elevator above Zeph and then another under the deep fryer. "Cool, huh?"

 

[Redryhno]

"Why-coul-dn'-t-yo-u-le-t me-dr-own?" I ask as my head is crushed to a pulp. Again I respawn in a strange place, this time a foot above an elevator, I fall through the emergency exit and into the Zeph's fryer, luckily it wasn't turned on, but it was warm.

"Hi!" I say as I slam his head against the wall, stunning him, before pulling it into the fryer, beginning to drown him in oil.