Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I catch the stake.

"Okay, confession time. I can actually see blurry shapes. When i hear familiar voices coming from them, I identify them as whoever they are. It was pretty lucky I caught this though."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I set fire to a random bird.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well shit."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hence why I got so flustered with your goddamn maid outfit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe you just need really good glasses."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"H3H3H3."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, lots of blind people are the same way. And Paddy, stop having such an attractive yet blurry figure."

 

[Captain Anon]

*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* goes off david's revolver hits all of them "yes! i still got it" sets up another bunch of bottles and repeats process

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Don't make me force myself into clarity."

 

[Saltarius]

"You don't know how much I want that. You really don't."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, but I doubt most blind people's bodies respawn in perfect health on a daily basis."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh. I guess I won't then."

 

[Saltarius]

"Please do."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Don't actually know if I can."

 

[Saltarius]

"I thought you loved me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I blink a few times.
"Is this Mall Fight or Hollyoaks? I mean, seriously you guys."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm trying to make it less soap operatic Tril, but this asshole just isn't getting over it."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm a hopeless romantic. As in I can't stop and I suck at it simultaneously."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well try."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I am."