Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Try harder."

 

[Saltarius]

"I am."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well you're not trying hard enough."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm going to go beat the shit out of a giant snake or something. Feel free to join me."

 

[RaNDM G]

"...God damn." I start mucking about with the gear shifts.
+7, -1, +3, 0; -4

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No pattern yet.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Jesus fuck you guys, I came here to escape Eastenders, and instead end up with Mallenders. It's kind of getting boring now."

 

[Saltarius]

"HEY! GIANT SNAKE OR SOME SHIT! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, I think I've got it!"
+1, +1, -2, -1, +1

 

[RaNDM G]

"HEY! GIANT SNAKE OR SOME SHIT! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME!"

You are bitten by a corn snake.

"Wait, I think I've got it!"
+1, +1, -2, -1, +1

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[Sigma Castell]

I cook and eat the corn snake.

 

[Saltarius]

I kick Sigma in the nuts and wait for the giant snake from earlier.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Salt, you just kicked a scarecrow."

 

[RaNDM G]

You didn't kill the snake first.

It constricts your insides, then bursts out of your stomach and bites Salt again.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I admire that snake's commitment."

 

[Captain Anon]

stops shooting at bottles and shoots at the snake.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"..." I stare at the brass sphere.
"Are. You. Fucking. Kidding me?!" I pound my fists onto the control panel, pressing some buttons.
0; -1, -2, +2, +1

 

[RaNDM G]

stops shooting at bottles and shoots at the snake.

You hit Salt instead, who makes an excellent shield for the snake.

"..." I stare at the brass sphere.
"Are. You. Fucking. Kidding me?!"
0; -1, -2, +2, +1

Relax. This is only your third turn.

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The floor drops from under you.

 

[Saltarius]

I grab the snake, stuff my revolver in it's mouth and pull the trigger.

 

[RaNDM G]

The snake hath been slain.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's what we in the industry call 'overkill'."