Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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MinimanZombie

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"...You have no hands, only one foot, you're mostly blind, and have no weapons that I can't eat."
The man kicks you in the nuts.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Heh. Warmed up. It's funny because-"
I spark a lighter, igniting my kerosene-soaked clothes, burst into flames and tackle the man.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"So... we don't have any weapons you can't eat?"
I take out a grenade, pull the pin and toss it at the man.
"Would you like fries with that?"
 

RaNDM G

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MinimanZombie said:
"I'll have a hot chocolate. If that ain't available, some beer or something. I actually came to inquire about the town itself. Like, where we are exactly. And what the red glow is."
"Ah, stranger. Them lights keep the freaks out."

He whips up an Irish Coffee.

MinimanZombie said:
"...You have no hands, only one foot, you're mostly blind, and have no weapons that I can't eat."
The man kicks you in the nuts.
...

Someone tell me what is happening.
 

Saltarius

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"How the fuck should I know? Can we just segue this into Redtext nagging me about why I shouldn't pick fights with people tougher than me or something?"