Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I take the Panda and turn him into delicious Extinctosmoothie.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I double down on the Victoria Sponge, then take out a revolver.
"Sometimes, I think we're just making this shit up as we go along."
I load a bullet and spin the chamber, then place it down.

 

[DotSlash]

I take the revolver, put it to my head and fire it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Nothing happens.

 

[DotSlash]

I put the gun down and pass it over.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The gun fires, shooting Zombie in the side.
"Oh, shit. I must've loaded a slow firing bullet."
I take out the case of bullets and check the label.
"Why the fuck did I get these?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ugh. You skipped like five of my turns." I lay down several million in 1947 deutcschmarks, equivalent to about 8 pennies today.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look at my bullet wound, before pouring blood all over the table.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I paint Paddys face blue.

 

[Knife-28]

I watch in confusion and shake my head as Knife walks over and sits with the others. "So, what're we playing mates?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I play the former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia and a pair of C4 socks.

"Honestly, I have no fucking clue. But I think Salt is winning."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I play the head of John the Baptist and an autographed copy of the bible.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I use the Huge ***** Trap Card.

 

[Captain Anon]

"well i just did paddy's test thing and i'm a 7w8 or a 8w7 anyone want to enlightened me?"i active my trap card annoying bastard

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I give Sigma half a kilo of methamphetamine and a postcard from Rome.

"Well, Woon, that makes you either a Rogue or a Chief. Now, do the Aspect test."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"It shoud have the instructions on what to do next on there, David"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I combine the Methamphetamine with the Disney Princess Wonder-Knife.

 

[Captain Anon]

I give Sigma half a kilo of methamphetamine and a postcard from Rome.

"Well, Woon, that makes you either a Rogue or a Chief. Now, do the Aspect test."

"got ya what page is that on here ?and my name isn't woon anymore it's Sable

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Sigma creates the Alice in Come-Down Land.

"Sure, Woon."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I slap my palm into my face.
"It's on the same page Woon. Just scroll down." I place down a Joker card.