Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"If you would look to your left, you would see were moving. I know you can't really tell with all this fucking sand, but still." Knife says while I ignore Trilby.

BTW Harzog is alive, word of the Lord of Life.

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't even know. So Knife, you reckon there's some woman out there'd who say yes when I bent the knee and asked her hand?"

 

[Knife-28]

Eric/Herzog, couldn't be more alive. Seriously, I've seen no racism from him, and who gives a flying fuck who he votes for?

"Yea, sure there is Salt, it would be impossible for there not to be." I say while Knife reaches back and wacks Tox again.

 

[Saltarius]

"You mean that in terms of like, parallel universes or this one?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, clearly there's someone that you married. I killed her. So, try whoever that was. I promise, I won't kill her this time."

 

[Saltarius]

"Comforting."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife takes no offence being called The Australian. And Australian isn't a race (Oddly enough, more than one race of people live in Australia). Gerzog. is. alive.

"Well you see, I was rather lonley being all alone in my Mall, and then I saw this one across the gulf of the void, so I-"
"Dude, I think he was asking me." Knife cuts in."
"Oh, well ok them."

 

[Saltarius]

I then realize being on the bumper's pretty shitty.

"HEY UH GUYS MIND PULLING ME UP I THINK IM SLIPPING"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, it would be more pragmatic of us to just shoot you."
I load my revolver.
"Knife, drive on flatter ground. It's hard to aim."

 

[Knife-28]

I roll my eyes, and pull Salt up so he's sitting on Trilby.

 

[DotSlash]

"Up ya go."
I help pull Salt back up onto the Warthog.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dot, there's...something I've been meaning to ask you."