Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

meanwhile in the sky a portal opens up with me standing on the edge and then unsurprisingly i got pushed forward "oh $h!t" i shout before i crash into the ground which creates a little crater "oooowww" i say

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I climb onto a large dune and look around.
"ZOMBIE!? WHERE ARE YOU!?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Bullshit." I rip off the wig.
"Same fucking hair as well. I can tell you're faking it."

 

[Captain Anon]

i wake up and pull myself up "oh my head where the bloody am i?..........why the hell am i in a desert? oh well i'd best start walking" i walk off and try to find the others

 

[MinimanZombie]

I laugh as Eric begins hallucinating again.
"Here we go." I stomp on his neck, paralyzing him. I tie him to the bottom of the warthog.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Lets put it down to space powers. Knife used his after all.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to Zombie.
"What the hell are you doing, Zomb?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Hey, I'm using it as a one time thing. But whatever floats your boat. I instead slit Herzogs throat, because why not?
"Stuff. How's life Tril?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dodge.
I knock him out, and bury him in the sand.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Pretty good, except we're stuck in a fucking desert with no transport. Unless you have another hot air balloon."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Help me bury Herzog. And no, I have ran out of hot air balloons. And no Herzog."
I shoot Herzog in the head a few times.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm suspiscious as to how you know zombies name..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

How the bullets miss, is completely idiotic. Herzog is sitting down, in the sand. I'm next to him. I slice off his head. I wait for his ghost to pop up.