Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"And not written terribly."

I hand my manuscript over to Trilby.

"Take a read of what I've got so far."

 

[DotSlash]

At the mention of fanfics, I scoot over toward the front of the Warthog.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I watch the latest Adventure Time and begin to cry.

 

[Saltarius]

I hug Paddy to provide emotional support.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sob softly.

 

[Captain Anon]

"Jesus fucking Christ how big is this damn desert? fuck this!" i put two finger in my mouth and whistles very loudly then a black hellish looking portal opens up and out comes a hell horse with flaming hoofs
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the horse walks up to me and stares "hey Chaos long time" the horse moves it's head telling me to get on as i pull myself up on to the saddle i pull out a little water bottle, taking a sip and putting it back i shout "YAIH!" and i ride off on Chaos.

 

[Saltarius]

Yeah sorry Woon, magic's locked and you haven't established any connections with hellish forces. Didn't happen.

"It's Ok Paddy. It's OK."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"M-M-Marceline."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's ok Paddy. We're all fine now."

 

[Knife-28]

Suddenly, everyone except me and Knife are ejected from the warthog and left to sputter and choke in the cloud of sand kicked up as the warthog speeds away.

 

[Saltarius]

"MY MANUSCRIPT!"

I flail about trying to find it in the sand.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh, Salt, I have it."
I recline in a pile of sand and read the manuscript.
"It's quite nice."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I dry my eyes and stand up. I reach into my bag and pull out a souped up scooter I haven't used for about 400 pages. "We need to get to Barstow."

 

[Saltarius]

I get on the scoot behind Paddy.

"Let's do this."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Zomb' you may need to make the platform bigger to fit us all on."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Guys, we still don't know which way it is."

 

[Saltarius]

"Southeast."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Point southeast. Right now."

 

[Saltarius]

I point southeast right now.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Bigger platform...OR!" I attach a small red cart to the back. You know, like the ones in cartoons? Yeah. I jump in.