Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

For one, you are obsessive over any woman you lay your eyes on. Two, you're carrying a dumb anime sword.

 

[Saltarius]

"Any? You're like...literally the only woman in the mall."

 

[RaNDM G]

The nonexistent Mall?

The one you let burn down after killing that spider?

 

[Saltarius]

"...Well, you know what I mean. Name one time I was attracted to another woman."

 

[RaNDM G]

I think you know who I am talking about.

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't. And you still haven't directly answered my question."

 

[RaNDM G]

I don't know which is sadder. You're either lying or honestly trying to forgot about her.

If it solves your question, no. But you're one of the biggest bakas I've ever met.

 

[Saltarius]

"WHO, DAMMIT!?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Oi Salt, Sister's refering to the ex-timeline where you married Aradia." Knife yells from our parking spot under the motel sign. "Also how was your trip here?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The trip was lovely, thanks for asking. I really liked the bit where you DUMPED US IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Let's call it Karma evening out the universe and leave it at that!" I yell back at Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What did we ever do to you!?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I never said you did anything to me in the first place."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"But you just said it was karma. God damn."

 

[Knife-28]

"Exactly, it's your Karma bitting you in the ass. Admitidly it was a bit heavy handed you all being dumped there but what can you do?" I say, before finching Knife's hat and drooping it over my eyes. "Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna catch some zed's."
Knife rolls his eyes and goes to have a look around.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, if it weren't for the fact that we can't respawn and I don't want to risk killing you yet, I would firebomb the crap out of your Warthog."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aw sweet a frontier town!" I run into the gas station.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay..."
I walk up to the reception desk of the motel.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I walk out chewing a mouthful of dust. "Ok. Are there any people around? The chocolate had all decayed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I assume there's someone in the motel."