Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"So, what are we looking for?" I ask Knife as we walk around the space port.
"Someting big, the bigger the better. I don't know about you but I'd rather not be cooped up with the...colourful charaters we hang around with." He replies. "I'd prefer something cheap too, but I don't think I'll be walking away with a heavy wallet."
"Fair enough, we looking for anything in particular?"
"Well, something like an old Jupiter Mining ship would be beaut' but anything big enough will be fine."
"Someting big, the bigger the better. I don't know about you but I'd rather not be cooped up with the...colourful charaters we hang around with." He replies. "I'd prefer something cheap too, but I don't think I'll be walking away with a heavy wallet."
"Fair enough, we looking for anything in particular?"
"Well, something like an old Jupiter Mining ship would be beaut' but anything big enough will be fine."
"Hey! I didnt get there yet! Me! Y'know, the guy whose ficking idea it was! Assholes." I crawl upwards through the ventilation shafts. As i pass an office on one of the higher floors I overhear a conversation.
"Uh, sir, I'm afraid a couple of er, mall fighters have been seen in the city."
"And why should i be concerned about this? Go bother security about those freaks."
"Well erm, this is a very, particular group of mall fighters."
"You don't mean?"
"I'm afraid I do sir."
"Uh, sir, I'm afraid a couple of er, mall fighters have been seen in the city."
"And why should i be concerned about this? Go bother security about those freaks."
"Well erm, this is a very, particular group of mall fighters."
"You don't mean?"
"I'm afraid I do sir."
"U-uh..."
He gives you a blank look, then turns and just kinda walks away.
Xot whispers in Knife's ear.
[small]"He thinks you wanna jizz in his boat."[/small]
Aussie dialect aside, you really should have seen this one coming.
He puts his hand on Knife's shoulder and leads him over to the next lot.
"Can you tell your friend to go find the others? This deal is kind of private."
He gives you a blank look, then turns and just kinda walks away.
Xot whispers in Knife's ear.
[small]"He thinks you wanna jizz in his boat."[/small]
Aussie dialect aside, you really should have seen this one coming.
He puts his hand on Knife's shoulder and leads him over to the next lot.
"Can you tell your friend to go find the others? This deal is kind of private."
"He's gone. Good."
The two head down, away from the backlots, past the dealerships and onto a somewhat private port. A corvette dominates the dock.
[sub](buryat)[/sub]
Xot leads him back behind the Corvette.
"So a couple things. First things first, this is your new ride."
He throws you the keys.
"Take care of it. I bet Saber five grand you could get decent mileage out of it."
He sighs.
"Second... I'm not coming with you."
The two head down, away from the backlots, past the dealerships and onto a somewhat private port. A corvette dominates the dock.
[sub](buryat)[/sub]
Xot leads him back behind the Corvette.
"So a couple things. First things first, this is your new ride."
He throws you the keys.
"Take care of it. I bet Saber five grand you could get decent mileage out of it."
He sighs.
"Second... I'm not coming with you."
I bust my way out of a pipe on the roof. I tumble onto the solid surface. "Motherfuckers!" I yell as my shoulder slams into the roof and is crushed beneath the rest of my body weight. I flex it and take off my gasmask, surveying the view. "Why does every city look so shiny?" I notice a group of men in expensive suits gathered around a door smoking. "Ah."
I eventually arrive at the space port. The taxi having been freed from it's nail trap.
"No, I'm not paying you. Tough luck." The taxi driver drives off angrily. I notice the ship.
"Nice..."
"No, I'm not paying you. Tough luck." The taxi driver drives off angrily. I notice the ship.
"Nice..."
i go assassin's creed parkour on the buildings to reach the spaceport because i got left behind by the others "ah i got to hurry or i'm going to be stuck here on this damn planet" a group of thugs looking for a fight run after me "oh shit" i run even faster
I land next to Zombie.
"Zombie, if Salt's optical situation is anything to go by, don't piss people off."
"Zombie, if Salt's optical situation is anything to go by, don't piss people off."
I crawl out from underneath a pile of dragons.
I stare at the corvette.
"Ummmm...It's a bit of a downgrade isn't it? I mean, from an ifinitly expanding mall to...this? Anyway, I dibs kitchen."
I stare at the corvette.
"Ummmm...It's a bit of a downgrade isn't it? I mean, from an ifinitly expanding mall to...this? Anyway, I dibs kitchen."
The men stampede through the door, yelling at each other. I run and leap off the roof saying to myself "That was a little pointless." as I fall. I crash into the ground and respawn at the space port next to the others. A pillar of red light shoots up from the tower. "Guys we should probably get offworld right now. As in right fucking now!"
"Paddy, I wanted to buy some porn." I sigh. "Fuck it."
I grab the nearest porn-looking magazine, Attractive Victorian Ladies, from a stand and run onto the ship.
I grab the nearest porn-looking magazine, Attractive Victorian Ladies, from a stand and run onto the ship.