Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"AND YOU RUINED THE ILLUSION! THANKS ASSHOLE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Screw this."
I remove Slash's eyes and replace them with Salt's.
Somehow.
Don't ask questions.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I slam my hands into the controls.

 

[Saltarius]

"MY EYES!"

 

[DotSlash]

"Oh cool. This porn actually is amazing, seeing it like this. Thanks Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Quit bitching, Salt. Or I'll replace your lungs with cat .gifs."

 

[Saltarius]

"Didn't I tell you guys fat women are the best porn?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, you just said you like fat women. I like large, well-oiled muscular men having large, well-oiled muscular mansex, but I still think that certain other genres of porn are, objectively, of better quality."

 

[DotSlash]

"Yes... Multiple times."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well they are."

 

[DotSlash]

"Just like lesbians?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What about fat lesbians?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

My blender spouts out a stream of fat lesbians.

 

[DotSlash]

Suddenly, my nose spurts blood everywhere.
...
...
...
...loljk.
"Sigma, make it stop."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW"
I flick through the manual.
"IT'S WRITTEN IN WINGDINGS!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, fair enough. Look I know we never really saw eye to eye on a few things, but good luck." Knife says, shaking Xot's hand. Knife then enters the ship and climbs to the cockpit, throwing Paddy out and sitting himself down in the pilot's seat. "Alright then, will all passengers please fasten their seatbelts and prepare for liftoff."

 

[DotSlash]

"MASH UNTIL IT WORKS."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw the blender at a wall.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"..."
"Trilby."
"What the FUCK"
The blender hits the wall, vanishes in a flash of purple light and reappears over my head. It then switchs itself on.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU\SFEKBAKFCC32487298*"U)("!)("
My head gets blended.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fat lesbians are quite good."