"We can argue the semantics all night or you can take your pick."Knife-28 said:"A life sentence? Ok yes, I didn't have the resignation papers for the corvette, but that's the sort of thing you throw a heft fine and maybe some community service on, not a bloody life sentence!"
"Which Times?"Paddy the Second said:"Well officer, I appear to have, misplaced, my license." I put a wad of notes onto the desk. "And I work for the times, you can look me up."