Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, Salt, I'm aware you have a penis. I still have the photos. And I'm not Sigma."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"How do you work this thing anyway..."
I flick the dail back and forth.
Nothing happens.
"Huh. Maybe it needs batteries."

 

[Saltarius]

"Your fixation on forcibly changing the genders of others deeply disturbs me."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Don't make it weird Salt. Why do you have to make everything weird?"
The staff explodes, turning everything into rainbows.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And to think, I was actually surprised everything has gone to shit."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I ride down the street on a wave of rainbows.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's already weird. I'm just pointing out your creepy fixations."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
I shoot my phone in anger.

 

[Saltarius]

I walk out of the police station, hands in my pockets looking idly at the sky.

"Well, fuck."

 

[Knife-28]

Not content to wait arround, I leave Paddy a note explaining the situation then take a taxi to Reich's.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I jack a car and drive it to Reich's.

 

[Saltarius]

I casually walk down the street, wishing something would happen. Also, music.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Where the hell is that music coming from?"
I start pressing buttons on the car radio, then realise the car is moving onto the pavement. Ilook up in time to see Salt's face slam into the windscreen.
"Hey Salt!" I wave at him.

 

[Saltarius]

"GODDAMIT I WAS HEARING BREAKING BAD MUSIC IN MY HEAD AND IT WAS VERY PLEASANT UP UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!"

I get into the car.

"So, if we were Breaking Bad characters, who'd be who?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have not seen Breaking Bad."
I drive off towards Reich's.
"So, how shitty has your day been?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Eh, my life can't much worse given the circumstances, Sister, the blindness, etc."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't be like that. Of course it can get worse. For example, if Zombie, or anyone, for that matter, double-crosses me again, I will mutilate their internal organs with a hammer."

 

[Saltarius]

"That was me trying to be optimistic, you know."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Really? You suck at optimism."

 

[Saltarius]

"My philosophy is you technically can't go any lower once you hit Rock Bottom."