Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

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[Knife-28]

"About the same as yours." I say to Salt, while I absentmindedly hitting Sigma on the head with my cane.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start shoving the pencil deeper into Sigma's brain.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, you and your crush have a falling out too?" I say, chuckling.

 

[Knife-28]

"No, I was going the 'completly non-existant angle."

 

[Saltarius]

"Way to kick a man while he's down." I say, still smiling.

 

[Sigma Castell]

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I blink.

"Critical Hardware Failure. Foreign Object detected in Central Processing Core. Please consult Warranty to claim your free refund."
I shut down.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I run the crap Sigma just said through a translator.
"Who the fuck is Mr Wreath?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hey, uh..."

I watch Sigma spaz out.

"What's up with him?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I shoved a 2H pencil into his brain."
I squish Sigma's eye.
"He may also be a robot. Wait, who are you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That's Ran."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Can I kill him?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stab RaN in the arm.

 

[Knife-28]

I hit Trilby over the head. "You two play nice."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hit Knife in the head.
"I was playing nice. I didn't stab him in the face. Or the crotch. Or the chest."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife."

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt."

 

[RaNDM G]

I stab RaN in the arm.

"Hello to you too. [small]Fucker.[/small]"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh, guys? Can you all settle down? Cause there's a guy over there. On lookout." I point to the green masked man.
"So if you could all shut the fuck up-"
The green masked man walks over to investigate.
"God damn it."

"Who the fuck are all of you, and what are you doing here?"