Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"..."
"How would that be a useful license at all?" I ask Sigma.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hey, he's the one who applied for it. Well, I say him. It was me using his name, but details never helped anyone."

 

[Knife-28]

"But why?" I ask, a puzzled expression played across my features.

 

[Saltarius]

"It was a Bond reference you fucking fool. Sigma, please just stop doing idiotic things like this."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok, sheesh Salt pull the fucking boot out of your ass, far out."

 

[Saltarius]

"The boot will stay firmly wedged in there so long as this pattern continues."

 

[Knife-28]

"What patten are you talking about?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I needed it for planes. It was supposed to by a birthday present."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So... anyone up for being a test subject?" I ask over the intercom. "You get to work with cool robot stuff. And Gauss rifles!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma doing stupid shit."

 

[Knife-28]

"As opposed to the rest of us doing stupid shit Salt." I say, before walking over to the intercom, "A test subject for what exactly?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"The pattern of Sigma routinely destroying and creating new threads in the fabric of reality, thus allowing him to change elemental matter and prove the existence of life in the universe a fallacy. A fact that we, the players in this game, routinely refuse to acknowledge as we continue to hold a grip on our sanity and logic, our desire for simplicity, a drive to fight against change in all forms."

I crack open a bottle of Coke and take a swig.

"That and because he's a jackass."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thank you RaN for bringing up everything about Sigma's actions I was trying to avoid thinking about." I curl up on the floor and cry.

 

[Saltarius]

"That's straight up bullshit RaN."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"A test subject for... fun things. For fun!"

 

[Knife-28]

"What sort of 'fun things'?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Just... fun things. Robots, massive guns, revolvers with digital cameras mounted on them which take clear pictures of the target getting shot and exploding into a cloud of blood, RC cars. That sort of thing."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"Alright I'm in. Where am I going?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"There's a small workshop near where you guys are. Go there. And... wear red clothes."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I might as well to fill up the bullshit journey."