Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Not planning on it, no."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm going to fix your sight just so you can watch them!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sorry let me just laugh for a second."

Unstoppable laughs and guffaws are heard on my end.

"Alright, continue."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You doubt my abilities as a film maker?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I doubt your abilities as an eye doctor."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I never said I'd do it myself, just ensure that it happened. I will find the best eye doctor in all of time!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Doubt it, buddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Time travel exists Salt, I'll sort something out."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can we go all the way back to just before Knife's quest so I never say a certain thing?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was dead. So I'm not really down with that. We could go back and stop you, altering your present state."

 

[Saltarius]

"Eh, I'm cool with the blindness. I am however, not cool with what I said at a certain point."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OK then, we can go fix that once this heist is done with. Also when are you getting over here already?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Just pulling up by my calculations."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Thank god! Let's go to an airport and take up smoking again!"

 

[Saltarius]

"As in...together?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah why not? You don't need to smoke, but I'm getting the shakes so hard I'm interfacing with other dimensions."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not much will calm my nerves at the moment, but I guess I'll come with."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sweet!" I hang up and run outside, running over to Salt and yelling "I just remembered i don;t have any money right now!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ah, cheers RaN." Knife says, hopping in the back seat. "So, let's go get this door thing."

We go get the door thing.

We stop by the Mall on the way to the door thing.

"Hey guys."

 

[Saltarius]

"How the fuck will we afford drugs?"