Man shot in Philadelphia over French Fries.

[white_salad]

This has gone for enough. I know it's the people's fault, but it's the object that truly caused this!


I'm saying it right now. BAN FRENCH FRIES!

 

[HellspawnCandy]

Well it was probably the fight that led to the shooting, they're fighting and maybe man A has man B pinned and about to knock some teeth out so man B decides to shoot him in the heat of the moment, man B realizes he committed a crime then fled.

 

[Bernzz]

Just...wow.

You'd think at one point in said argument, at least one of the men would have said "Dude, why're we doing this? Like...we're arguing over french fries. I mean...why? Whatever, it's stupid. Have the fries, man. Not worth arguing over."

BEST. FRIENDSHIP. EVER.

 

[Trildor]

Well, look: if you see a guy reaching for your french fries, you don't tell him you're carrying a gun or "fire a warning shot" or anything like that. Who knows what he's going to do to those fries? You shoot him, as many times as it takes to put him down. That's just responsible firearm use.

Indeed. He might even try to eat those fries, the bastard.

 

[Dr.Fantastic]

Why does stuff like this always happen in America.

Thanks for helping with the stereotype that all americans are fat assholes.

Fuck people in my country, just fuck them

 

[NeedAUserName]

inb4 it was the gun's fault.

How was it the gun's fault!? It was obviously the French Fries!

Obviously! This is why we need age restrictions on McDonalds, and Burger Kings. I don't want kids getting their hands on any French Fries until they are at least 15.

 

[TOGSolid]

Why does stuff like this always happen in America.

Thanks for helping with the stereotype that all americans are fat assholes.

Fuck people in my country, just fuck them

That's why I live in the middle of nowhere in Alaska. I get to pretend everyone south of me doesn't exist.

 

[Canid117]

You know, this isn't convincing me that the 2nd amendment is a good thing...

Well then you can go shove it.

I wont be toleratin no bashin of murrica in my presence! Try and take our gunz! It worked out so well for you guys last time!

In all seriousness I find this kind of funny actually. The utter ridiculousness overloads my ability to feel awful.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Something so simple as FRENCH FRIES makes people draw their guns now?

-1 faith in humanity.

 

[Zhukov]

Clearly a legitimate case of self defense.

In fact, he should have shot him six more times with hollow-point rounds. After all, the attacker was armed with a hamburger and within 21 feet. No warning shot, no aiming to wound, just empty the magazine into his center-of-mass.

It's the responsible thing to do.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Damnit.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

inb4 it was the gun's fault.

How was it the gun's fault!? It was obviously the French Fries!

Obviously! This is why we need age restrictions on McDonalds, and Burger Kings. I don't want kids getting their hands on any French Fries until they are at least 15.

Of course! It all makes sense now! French Fries encourage Terrorism and violence!

 

[son_of_x51]

inb4 it was the gun's fault.

You know, this isn't convincing me that the 2nd amendment is a good thing...

Sure it's a very small minority but when people are getting shot over an argument about fries, well...

lol

But seriously, if it wasn't a gun, it would have been a blade, a blunt object, or bare hands. People are ridiculous...

 

[emeraldrafael]

Yeah...

I dont expect much from the place that houses the Flyers. They're nothing more then hairless apes themselves (Hoho! Hockey humour).

OT: Not to offend anyone, and there isnt really alot of detail in this, but for someone reason I see two REALLY fat people in my mind when I picture a fight breaking out near an intersection of some Fries, so to me, this is hilarious.

 

[Dags90]

That's why I live in the middle of nowhere in Alaska. I get to pretend everyone south of me doesn't exist.

Can you see Russia from your house? And do all Alaskans have that silly accent?

As long as we're all in agreement that "hoagie" is not a reasonable thing to call a sandwich or sub.

 

[Throwitawaynow]

In other news things equally as stupid with different weapons happen around the world.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Clearly a legitimate case of self defense.

In fact, he should have shot him six more times with hollow-point rounds. After all, the attacker was armed with a hamburger and within 21 feet. No warning shot, no aiming to wound, just empty the magazine into his center-of-mass.

It's the responsible thing to do.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Damnit.

If you're refering to what I think you're referring to, that guy was being mugged, and that kid had no reason being out at midnight. They're called curfews.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

How do the Police know the argument broke out over Fries when they don't know what it was?

 

[Ldude893]

Proof that guns and idiots do not mix. America would be better off taking the gun away from the equation.
Then again, guns cause no more harm than knives.

 

[brodie21]

LET THE FRY CRUSADE BEGIN!!!

Death to Softies!

 

[ANImaniac89]

so?

I live outside of Detroit and over the last 4 years I have seen stories on the news of a man being stabbed to death over a chicken wing, a teenager shot 5 times over a taco, a family brawl resulting in 2 deaths over the last piece of fried chicken.