Man shot in Philadelphia over French Fries.
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I'm pretty sure this is what the founding fathers meant when they wrote the second amendment "All men have the right to bear arms in defence of their salty foods"
I can't truthfully say I never used the "Touch my food, feel my Glock 17 with 9mm MOTHERF*CKER!"
I mean as it said in the Bible "Jesus shared the bread and fish among the 5000 but when asked for his fries the Lord pulled out his revolver and said "Try me *****!"
As Gandhi said "There are a lot of causes I would die for, but none I would kill for...***** goes for the fries though he's tasting my .45 hollow point"
I really want Colbert to hear about this story, his comments would be about 5x more hilarious than mine
I can't truthfully say I never used the "Touch my food, feel my Glock 17 with 9mm MOTHERF*CKER!"
I mean as it said in the Bible "Jesus shared the bread and fish among the 5000 but when asked for his fries the Lord pulled out his revolver and said "Try me *****!"
As Gandhi said "There are a lot of causes I would die for, but none I would kill for...***** goes for the fries though he's tasting my .45 hollow point"
I really want Colbert to hear about this story, his comments would be about 5x more hilarious than mine
Yeah, considering the Pens just embarrassed them. XD its too bad they're in a weak division. And that all their players are ancient. Seriously, when they start to retire the Wings are gonna feel the vice to the balls.Hader said:
BUt thats getting off topic.
yeah, but all those things don't kill with all the effort of flexing your finger in the span of 10seconds to pull the gun and fire. And I can't use a gun in the kitchen or on a boat or in the workshop. Never will I reach for my gun to chop carrots or slice rope.son_of_x51 said:
...so has the guy that got shot not bothered to tell police who he was with? Or is he comatose at the moment or something. Must have been some wicked good fries.
Can we get canned for off topic?emeraldrafael said:
Screw it, I will find out the hard way!
It's been fun watching the Avs make a steady, though slow, rise compared to the Red Wings. Probably will be some time yet, and we will never be like our 2001 team was, but not too shabby.
And no matter what, nothing is more satisfying than destroying the Red Wings. Nothing.
Well... Watching the Oilers fail for years after having Gretzky kinda makes me smile. And seeing Ovechkin implode this season, but thats probably cause I'm a Crosby and Pens fan. Oh, and the way the Devil's screwed themselves by hiring Kovy, and then him turning out to not be worth the price.Hader said:
And yeah. The Pens got a lot of young talent and they've done some really good signings the past off season, so they're built for playoff runs for a long time now.
And its too bad the Avs are in the same Division as the Canucks, though they've been having a break out season this season. As compared previous seasons.
Don't ask how this reminds me of the guy that got shot outside of a sandwich shop, and then preceded to eat his sandwich until the paramedics arrived.
Pens are definitely looking good this year. I don't know if my Avs will quite pull through but I can't say no yet either.emeraldrafael said:
I actually find myself watching the Stars and Blackhawks more though, just to watch them (hopefully) lose and rub it in my cousin's face. So having the Avs shut them out a couple times was pure awesome.
And I would say fuck the Canucks, but that's just unfair...
Fuck Bertuzzi.
That is all.
I don't get the people in this thread saying that think this is an indictment of America's culture as a whole. It was fucking Philly, those people booed Santa, for Christ's sake, it's just that one city where literally every single person is both constantly angry and armed.