Manly things to do before you die.

[RagnorakTres]

Kill something bigger than me with my bare hands.

See, I'd like to kill something bigger than me with my BEAR hands. Odd.

Cut down a tree...WITH MY BEARD.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Be like this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18VkI0uDxE

 

[era81]

Here is one every man should do be awake while a medic removes a bullet from your hip and your holding the flashlight it's just awesome.

 

[OtherSideofSky]

Everything done by the male lead of the film Red Sorghum. As a bonus, it leaves you in a position to then do a lot of what was in Lone Wolf and Cub.

 

[Jedamethis]

Kill something bigger than me with my bare hands.

See, I'd like to kill something bigger than me with my BEAR hands. Odd.

Cut down a tree...WITH MY BEARD.

Eh. But bear hands have claws. Much more satisfying to punch.
Cutting down a tree with my beard is much better though.

 

[BlackJack47]

Eating an armed robbers gun and save the day

 

[Borntolose]

 

[silver wolf009]

This.

 

[Jaebird]

Teaming up with Adam West and Bruce Lee to punch Nazi Bears in the face, while saving Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson and Christina Hendricks from Space Sharks.

Edit: You know what? I think I'll draw this some day

 

[clzark]

put some mayo on that and I'll be all over it

 

[Soulgaunt]

Spoiler

Pure win.
OT: Beat someone to death with their own heart/ skull/ ribcage.

 

[PrototypeC]

Excusing a few particular sexual scenarios, I'm gonna have to say...

...driving a zamboni. I mean, how manly can you get?

 

[NIHILHATE]

Wipe out the entire U.S Army with a wooden spoon.

 

[asgardmothership]

Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Meet Woody Allen. But I guess that would be something that I should do before he dies. I already missed my chance with Dio...

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Fuck Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, and Olivia Munn. At the same time.
Kill a Nazi horde.
Defeat a bear, armed with only a knife.
Win a fist fight against a bar full of bikers.
Drive cross country, on a Harley, while bonning a chick in every state.
Find love.
Survive a zombie apocalypse.
Kill the man who killed my master.
Meet Clint Eastwood.
Meet Chuck Norris. And live.
Punch Tom Cruise in the face.
Skin Justin Timberlake. Alive.
Become the Director of the FBI.
Get permanently banned from the Escapist forums, get un-banned, then get banned again.

 

[Thr Long Man]

Headbutt a grizzly to death

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

Win a fight against more than one person at the same time.
Start a fight with a wall and win.
Take a bullet for a friend or loved one.
Upstage a professional or expert at their own game, i.e. playing guitar better than hendrix in front of everybody.

 

[SmartIdiot]

I'd like to be in a real fistfight. And go skydiving. : )

Oh! And have sex...

What... all at the same time?!