Manly things to do before you die.

[Dark42]

Play doom 3 in a totally dark room on the comp without jumping up/poop my pants once

You can do better then that. Thonk more manly!!!

 

[awsome117]

Manage to get women pregnant just by looking at them.

Eat metal, shit gold.

Have porn watch me.

Fight a robot army along side Chuck Norris with no weapons and no shirts, showing off our manly six packs.

Yah...

 

[Snapekillsdumbledore]

ok, listen to an entire nickelback song without wanting to shove a knife in my throat

 

[Disva]

Have manly sex with another manly man.
Heeheeehee...

 

[Warchiefwill]

Rebuild the British Empire with my bare hands! (Am looking at you America ¬_¬)

 

[firedfns13]

Do a woman of every race.

 

[Drof]

Get Into a Proper Fist Fight.
Get Into A Sword Fight.
Get Into a Knife Fight.
Get Into an Authentic Wild West Gunfight [ where no-one gets shot but we manage to destroy half the town and get to quote Revolver Ocelot while Reloading... A lot ]
Wait untill some douche says something you know is a load of bollocks drop kick them in the face , Stand up and shout " LIAR!!!! "
Kill A Dragon.
EDIT: Become a Real Pirate... With Real Wenches.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

Ahh, I also want to be the Most Interesting Man in the World

 

[PacRatFilms]

Scissor-kick a shark in the face while wrestling a bear and playing a guitar solo on top of the Eiffel Tower at night. With explosions.

 

[Vhite]

Eat Ozzy Osbourne.

Or get bitten by a (real) vampire, turn into a bat, and then eat Ozzy Osbourne.

Vampires are not really manly these days, Ill better eat my Ozzy as I am.

 

[liljabba]

beat Satan to death with my balls while playing dragonforce on a guitar, driving a buggati veyron off a star destroyer and getting blown by megan fox

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Take over/destroy the world!

 

[MasterSplinter]

Stop posting about what you think is manly and get out there and DO IT!

This is MasterSplinter's mom. I regret to tell you that he passed away early this week.
Some of his friends refered me to this site and this thread specifically being the cause of his demise, i will take this chance to tell you how he went.

He was hit in the head repeatedly with animal protesters signs and banners after peta found out he had rendered the zoo's grisly bear unconscious in a fist fight. He died from open fractures to the back of the skull.

I understand that he was fairly new to this community but he had a lot of respect towards you so i thought it was only fair that you know what happened to him.

I don't exactly blame this thread or community for my son's stupid and selfish actions, we all expected something like this eventually, he was not very bright.

 

[demoman_chaos]

Have someone break into my house, then slice them to bit with my katana while making the necessary kung-fu noises.
Fire a full-auto gun.

Blow stuff up has been done, but you can never blow enough stuff up.

 

[logiman]

finish God of War without using my thumbs
*****-slap Kimbo Slice
dance on Jupiter
hack facebook on my own
watch every youtube video
finish World of Warcraft
have sex with Cheryl Cole during an earthquake and say it was me

 

[JayDub147]

Strangle a bear, then eat it raw

 

[Egobrain]

Teaming up with Adam West and Bruce Lee to punch Nazi Bears in the face, while saving Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson and Christina Hendricks from Space Sharks.

This just became my newest wet dream.

Also, build a time machine in the shape of giant novelty breasts, then go back in time and get a photograph taken of me dick whipping al capone.

 

[AfroTree]

"Go dan oo the bookies and put some money on an 'orse.Then i'll come back and make you pregnant "

russell howard, i has a mancrush on him...and David Tennant..and..and...oh god *gets changed*

ok

i agree with this man, but i needed padding :3