Manly things to do before you die.

[Gotham Soul]

Wrestle a bear
Punch an orca whale
Play Call of Duty while skydiving
Hit someone with my car
Pass out from drinking

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Be a Dad Ooooh! I bet no one expected that one.

TOO MANLYYYY!!! CANT HANDLE THE *explosion*
(rofl)

OT:
Walk down a crowded street naked and proud.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Grow one of these bad boys.

 

[Kirkby]

Score with two hot ladies.

Bring a knife to a gunfight and win.

And punch a Whale.

Damn i got ninja'd, for some bizarre reason iv always wanted to do that, its probably something to do with how big and well.... pathetic they are/look.

Would have to b a blue whale though. If your gonna go through the trouble of punching a whale it might as well b the biggest fcker u cn find

 

[Double A]

Kill an enraged bear with a claymore. And then kill another bear with the dead bear's hands.

 

[Nouw]

Win a fight against armed men, with barefists!
Win a fight against a bear.
Do a real-life chainsaw lock. And win!

 

[CrashTestZombie]

In a recently made thread about manliness I put this:

"In order for someone to be classified as a "real" man, they must pass the rite of passage: killing a unicorn. There are many ways to do this, but this is how I killed one:

Find an abandoned house in your neighborhood. If there is a lack of abandoned houses, kill a resident and wait 2 weeks, 5 days and exactly 8 hours (This is the time required for a house to be classified as abandoned). Step foot in the house and find the mirror near the lower-left corner. Knock on this mirror 3.14 times. This should unlock the mirror which transports you to a McDonald's located on a small island near the Bermuda Triangle. If you already reside on this island, skip the previous steps. This is the first test.

Once you are on this island, whistle for a cab. The license plate should say "Fresh" and have dice in the mirror. If anything, you could say this cab was rare, but think 'naw, forget it' and say "Yo home, to Bel-Air!"
You should arrive to the unicorn's residence around 7 or 8. Yell to the cab "Yo homes, smell ya later!" and -again- knock on the door 3.14 times. When the unicorn answers, say only that you will never give him up nor let him down. Once he is in a false sense of security, stab him in the pancreas 4 times with a shiskebab.

This is how you become a man."

 

[xanith02100]

One word:

Bearblasting.

 

[Legendsmith]

Dress like this:

While doing this:

What he said. Also, having sex would be nice before I die.

 

[James Hueick]

Roundhouse-Kick Chuck Norris.

 

[Stone Wera]

Win Tetris.
Grow a bulletproof beard.
Nonchalantly turn down a sexy woman (or man) you can be gay and manly, too)).
Hog-tie a shark.
Wear out a bull.
And maybe find a control layout for Creeping (good game, bad controls)... Just a suggestion.
Bring sexy back.
Found your own nation.
Thumb wrestle a bear... AND WIN!

 

[Reep]

Drive a super car while wearing a tuxedo.

 

[lwm3398]

Eat a nuke. That's the last manly thing I'd do before I died.

Actually, I seriously want to jump out of a speeding car into another. One with an open door, of course, not in through a window. God no, I'm a man, not Jesus.

 

[HoodedPunhist]

Dress like this:

While doing this:

'Nuff said.

 

[Slayer_2]

Have a threesome.

 

[crudus]

Kill an large animal with a simple weapon (spear, knife, old style bow, etc) then eat it right where you killed it. Maybe drag it to a cave; you aren't an animal.

Have a threesome.

You may want to specify which gender is out numbering the other.

 

[cernik]

Cover yourself in peanut butter and jump naked into a tiger pit with a landmine strapped to your chest.

 

[GODoftheRIGOVERSE]

Sleep with Brook Hogan while cutting off Hulk Hogan's head and peeing on his wife before blowing up his house killing all survivors!