mass effect 1+2's BEST QUOTE
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Pretty much anything Wrex says when he's in an elevator. Those were all great.
Also, the following exchange from Lair of the Shadow Broker:
Liara: Hang a right, no wait! Left!
Shepard: I'm on it.
L: She's got reinforcements!
S: What kind of guns does this thing have?
L: It's a Taxi, it has a fare meter!
S: Wonderful.
L: Truck.
S: I know.
L: Truck!
S: I know!
L: Ungh!
S: There we go!
L: You're enjoying this!
Also, the following exchange from Lair of the Shadow Broker:
Liara: Hang a right, no wait! Left!
Shepard: I'm on it.
L: She's got reinforcements!
S: What kind of guns does this thing have?
L: It's a Taxi, it has a fare meter!
S: Wonderful.
L: Truck.
S: I know.
L: Truck!
S: I know!
L: Ungh!
S: There we go!
L: You're enjoying this!
Incredibly hard to pick favourites...but I must say that Zaeed's tales were great...especially...
Asari Councilor: Commander. Is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?
Commander Shepard: You know it.
[disconnects communication]
Joker: That never gets old, does it?
Also...
Joker: [after giving EDI control of the ship] Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.
EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees...[sees the look on Joker's face] That is a joke.
Joker: Right.
Commander Shepard: You know it.
[disconnects communication]
Joker: That never gets old, does it?
Also...
Joker: [after giving EDI control of the ship] Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.
EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees...[sees the look on Joker's face] That is a joke.
Joker: Right.
Jacob Taylor (God damn you.)
"Sneaking into the captain's quarter's... heavy risk... BUT THE PRIIIZZZEEE!"
"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"
"Sneaking into the captain's quarter's... heavy risk... BUT THE PRIIIZZZEEE!"
"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"
"I've had enough of your snide insinuations." POW
"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." WHACK
"Say goodnight, Manuel." PUNCH
Other than randomly punching people in the face:
"You know me Commander. I always like to savor the last shot before I drop the heat sink."
*Shepard makes trollface.jpg face*
"Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."
"THE PRIIIIIIZE"
"BECAUSE IT'S A BIG, STUPID,JELLYFISH."
"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." WHACK
"Say goodnight, Manuel." PUNCH
Other than randomly punching people in the face:
"You know me Commander. I always like to savor the last shot before I drop the heat sink."
*Shepard makes trollface.jpg face*
"Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."
"THE PRIIIIIIZE"
"BECAUSE IT'S A BIG, STUPID,JELLYFISH."
"I mean, wouldn't you want it to be all Sunshine, ponies, and fluffy bunnies all the time, commander?"-Joker.
Or when you catch him looking at pr0ns.
Or when you catch him looking at pr0ns.
During the Lair of the Shadow Broker.
Liara: I don't want to put any more pressure on you...
Shepard: I have fond memories of the last time you put pressure on me.
Or anything Tali says on that quest with the missing credit chit on the citadel.
She's crazy.
Liara: I don't want to put any more pressure on you...
Shepard: I have fond memories of the last time you put pressure on me.
Or anything Tali says on that quest with the missing credit chit on the citadel.
She's crazy.
I don't understand why everyone assumes that was making fun of Microsoft. On a spaceship, a window is LITERALLY a structural weakness. If the hull is made of metal that resists enemy fire, but there are huge windows on the sides, the enemy will just shoot the damn windows.Vancleef said:
'Geth do not infiltrate.'
'maam, you'll have to leave your synthetic personal assistant on your ship'
'geth do not infiltrate intentionally.'
'I enjoy seeing organics on their knees.'
'your not going to shoot us? your kidding, right?'
'Yes, their going to let me eat you.'
'know what they did to cop-killers on my world?'
'know what they did to dirty cops on mine?'
'maam, you'll have to leave your synthetic personal assistant on your ship'
'geth do not infiltrate intentionally.'
'I enjoy seeing organics on their knees.'
'your not going to shoot us? your kidding, right?'
'Yes, their going to let me eat you.'
'know what they did to cop-killers on my world?'
'know what they did to dirty cops on mine?'
I remember this bit from the first game were there is a krogan enemy trying to work a computer panel, and you are sneaking up behind.
Malfunctioning AI panel: "Please finish your business at this terminal. There is a queue forming behind you."
Krogan: "Huh? What?"
me: *face palm*
Malfunctioning AI panel: "Please finish your business at this terminal. There is a queue forming behind you."
Krogan: "Huh? What?"
me: *face palm*
OMG, I can't believe that I forgot that one! Definitely one of my favorite moments in the first game...maninahat said: