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The only female that I thought was noticeably sexy was my female Sheppard. For me the female Sheppard's voice was what did it for me. I mean Miranda's voice is attractive but I thought female Sheppard's voice was much more. Mass Effect 2 didn't really have any "hot" chicks. Maybe that's just cause I was never really focused on it. I was to into the game.

Actually wait, that's a lie. I thought Aria had a nice rack. She was hot in a "Bad Girl" sort of way given that she seemed to be made that way not because of a natural inclination to be an asshole but of a legitimate loss of innocence, her personality wasn't a bummer.

As a Female I kept trying to pursue a relationship with Mordin but the game wouldn't let me. I eventually settled for Garrus.

Also Kelly Chambers was pretty as well. Not sexy though, I would say.
 

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I don't find ANY of the romances on ME to be appealing. Jack is the only one I can stand. Miranda is NOT what the dev's thought she was, evidently. Tali has the whole Geth thing, and the fact that she's a twat to Legion. Thane... Errg. I don't like the idea of romancing someone who has a dead wife and a son you help reconnect him with. Garrus is a cocky prat. Jacob has very little actual personality I've seen.
But that's just my opinion, no need to go spreading it around.
Do I sense a little FemShepard/Joker? All I'll say is, she'll have to be really gentle with him.
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Yeah, kinda like there was a character designer in the office one day, inputting her dimensions, then Casey Hudson comes up over their shoulder and suggested they multiply the T&A ratios by ten, because market research showed that adolescent boys weren't getting enough boobs out of their Mass Effect experience. It's the same issue that causes a warrior-monk with a strict code of ethics and honor to walk around with her armor unfastened and approximately as much cleavage as the diameter of Lake Huron.
Here's my question: if they really, really have to insist on turning Mass Effect into Gears of War Effect, could they at least copy GoW's decision to have female characters wear things that wouldn't be a massive liability in combat? I want more of this:

and less of this:
Problems with the top... Body armor doesn't come down enough for explosives/shrapnel, no visible webbing on body armor, and insufficient webbing elsewhere (Ideal is on the back, thigh, and calf because of loading and carrying), too bulky for a good armor, even if there's thick padding underneath... Basically, to compare that to anything modern, or even ancient, it looks like a half-assed bombsuit, where people decided the best way to make it more maneuverable while keeping the protection is removing everything from the collarbone up and the 10th rib down. I've seen bullet-proof vests with more protection, because at least they will cover the whole abdomen.
Yeah, the second is problematic too, but it's not just Miranda. Look at any biotic-heavy character, including Jacob or Mordin. While I wouldn't call Mordin's a skin-tight posterior-presenter, it's not exactly armor-tastic. Because it's not supposed to be. Because of shields. I would agree, it would be nice to have something that resembles a shield belt, or something that is an obvious generator, etc.
 

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Problems with the top... Body armor doesn't come down enough for explosives/shrapnel, no visible webbing on body armor, and insufficient webbing elsewhere (Ideal is on the back, thigh, and calf because of loading and carrying), too bulky for a good armor, even if there's thick padding underneath... Basically, to compare that to anything modern, or even ancient, it looks like a half-assed bombsuit, where people decided the best way to make it more maneuverable while keeping the protection is removing everything from the collarbone up and the 10th rib down. I've seen bullet-proof vests with more protection, because at least they will cover the whole abdomen.
Yeah, the second is problematic too, but it's not just Miranda. Look at any biotic-heavy character, including Jacob or Mordin. While I wouldn't call Mordin's a skin-tight posterior-presenter, it's not exactly armor-tastic. Because it's not supposed to be. Because of shields. I would agree, it would be nice to have something that resembles a shield belt, or something that is an obvious generator, etc.
The point is more some armor > no armor. Gears of War armor is certainly not the best armor in a video game (it actually has abdomen armor if you look at it - I just have no idea how they lug that crap around haha), it's just particularly relevant because Mass Effect is so dead set on mining GoW for gameplay elements and because it sets a very low bar that Bioware still fails to reach. Halo's a better example re: armor in a sci-fi shooter.

The problem with Mass Effect is that we see characters being designed for titillation rather than practicality or even for looking cool, and that's honestly really disappointing in a studio that wants us to take them seriously when it comes to characters.
 

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Actually I find Miranda rather pretty, but its creepy as shit pretty because you know that its been manufactured o.o or at least thats how i feel

[small]tali ftw[/small]
I'm infinitely turned off by her potato head. Heck, she looks closer to Michael Jackson after having a different kind of plastic surgery then intended than as a supposedly "perfect" woman.
 

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Pointing out sexism =/= movement, dude. I'm just calling it like I see it, when I see it. And I absolutely see massive sexism in bioware when 90% of their female characters are hilariously objectified and/or doormats.
I call it like I see it too, and unless I see you starting up threads when Skyrim's main man is a quiet, strong, silent, butch, overly masculine bullshit stereotype(same appears to be true for Deus Ex 3's protagonist), or that Catwoman and Harley Quinn are laughably over-sexed in Arkham City, or that the producers of God of War are beyond fucked up for so many reasons, or about a million other fucking things in any medium you choose in any time period you choose, then I sir, am calling you full of shit. You can see your brand of sexism everywhere if you take the time to look.

Which is exactly why I prefer to call the brand of sexism you're describing as 'bollocks'. It's not real sexism in any way that actually matters, it's just a part of story telling in a visual medium.


Ah, the old "if you don't spend all of your time pointing out everything everywhere is sexist, you can't point out sexism in a particular instance" fallacy, just when I was taking your argument a little seriously. I believe I may have been trolled. If so, well played sir.
Oh I hope to god he's trolling. Otherwise... I just don't know what to say.
 

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Miranda and Ashley are the only "hott" ones i think, haven't had a relationship with any of the others/
 
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Love interests of dubious attractiveness has been an pandemic in video games pretty much since romance has been implied in a game. Part of it is a matter of taste. I may or may not find Bandage Girl all that interesting (or attractive), but what is important is that Super Meat Boy finds Bandage Girl attractive.[footnote]That bandage girl serves the same function as Princess Peach is a different issue, not entirely immaterial to this topic.[/footnote]

By Wing Commander III, it was kind of creepy that suddenly the Carrier was manned stem to stern with hot babes, all eager to be Colonel Blair's girlfriend, especially since most of them were pretty shallow as characters go. By WC: Prophecy, Origin stopped the romantic options, and whittled the female crew down to a drunk, battle-weary technician and a cute pilot who doesn't say too much. I think the new young protagonist hooked up with the cute pilot by the end of the fish-bug war.

I'd be interested in seeing a situation in which eternal-virgin Lara Croft got to choose between Chaz, Brad or Hank as a travel partner (romantic or otherwise). This wouldn't happen since Lara is marketed to the male demographic, but we could use some empathy when it comes to being a girl playing a boy with a bevy of female romantic options [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaremGenre]. And Lara really needs to get over her (implied) daddy issues.[footnote]Those daddy issues were blatantly expressed in the first movie, (Lara's dad actually played by Angie's dad!) which may or may not be regarded as canon.[/footnote]

I think (hope) the next generation of in-game relationship subgames will see something more substantial than Milton Bradley's Mystery Date [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Date_(game)]. Something like Mass Effect[footnote]I espouse this without ever having played Mass Effect 1 or 2, so take this with a grain healthy dash of salt.[/footnote] which seems to allow for some grit is an excellent place to play on the bitter truth that love is tragic. A melodramatic model would look like this (they occur in no particular order):
~ Shepard takes girl-1 as his girlfriend. After a brief honeymoon, a fouled-up mission ends with her missing in action. He can cling on to hope she's still alive or succumb to lonliness with time. She may or may not make a late, late reappearance.
~ Shepard hooks up with girl-2 it's an intense true-love relationship until she perishes in the field. Shepard spends the forseeable future depressed and self-medicated (e.g. in a drunken stupor).
~ Shepard hooks up with girl-3. Having lost too many lovers to the field, she gets really possessive / protective of Shepard, driving him crazy.
~ Shepard hooks up with girl-4. She gets captured during a mission and tortured to insanity before a rescue. After that, she's just not the same person.
~ Shepard hooks up with girl-5. She just won't emotionally invest into him (or anything), so it's really kind of a fuck-buddy thing (which may be all he can stand after 1, 2, 3 and 4). Eventually, the lack of meaning bothers him more than it bothers her.
~ Shepard can swap out between the characters to keep his morale up (in the real world, this is called honeymoon surfing), but he develops the rep of having commitment issues, and no one takes him as serious partner material, at which point all he can get is the other commitmentphobes.
~ Shepard can also choose to live with his current situation (missing in action, crazy, shallow, whatever) and the morale penalties that come with it.

As I said, this is a melodramatic model (and a cynical, tragedy-heavy set of scenarios that are appropriate only in, say, a high-attrition war). But assuredly, the characters would be more than the pretty face and a disposition. Rather sexual affairs would be a reflection of the state of the war.

238U
 

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xXxJessicaxXx said:
Joker is the only man in Mass effect that I would enter into a relationship with if it was 'real life'

I don't really like muscly men and I don't feel attracted to aliens although Garrus seems like a nice enough guy.

Joker makes me laugh too which makes him instantly win. It would take a bit of extra work becuase of his disability but it would be worth it I think. Plus flying the spaceship like a boss makes me go all girly.
Admittedly, yes. There is a part of me that not so secretly hopes when Mass Effect 3 comes out, you get the ability to have Joker awkwardly ask you out if you spend enough time in the cockpit. Hell, you've been fighting together for years, he's saved your life when he could use the ship as his own particular scalpel, you've saved his life when that ship went massive internal bleeding. And hell, the way you guys joke, its like you'd grown up together too.

As far as the bit about Tali, I will admit that it seems the discussion there is more or less over, but a couple of notes. 1, the Geth were not just a big threat to the Quarians, they were a big threat to everyone. As I remember, they're the ones who attacked the Citadel. Of course, I could be remembering that wrong, that's just what the humans I've talked to in ME2 seem to say. 2, Its not just a war from 300 years ago that was completely finished with a surrender/treaty/whatever. Its a war that is still going on. I won't say the Quarians aren't doing their share to keep it going, but there are Geth cells that attack on their own as well. 3, the Quarians are very, very obviously based off of a certain Middle Eastern religion/people, that lives in a certain area that is still in dispute. The only difference, really, is it's kind of like a futuristic version where they were ousted by their toasters and industrial equipment scrubbers. Not that accidentally making a tool sentient, then trying to kill it, and enslaving an already sentient race before trying to kill them are not equally bad.
Actually, they do kind of not sound equally bad... ANYWAY! 4, the entire purpose of the Geth/Quarians in this game, as evidenced by Legion, is the (possible) redemption of the Geth. Not their redemption with all Quarians, but their redemption. The point being, this game is supposed to show how all Geth in future games will be treated by all people based on how Commander Shepard handles their introduction. Yes, Tali freaks out when a member of the state actively fighting with her state attempts to send important information about her state to their state. However, after that, if handled correctly (and there's more than one way to do that), tensions cool, they see each other as equals, the steps towards acceptance are taken, and this is all, mind you, very shortly after she just finds out her father was killed by Geth in a laboratory.
Maybe what I'm really trying to say is, yes, you can call any Quarian racist towards Geth at the start of the game. You can call everyone on your ship racist towards Geth at the start of the game. However, once one of them actually starts reacting to you in a way other than with bullets, that's when You the Player are given the option to remain racist or to move on and get the rest of the crew to move on with you.

Really long, so TL;DR, I like Tali because at least she's open minded enough to get used to it. Honestly, its like convincing an Israeli to accept help from a Nazi, ex or otherwise, and regardless of whether or not said Israeli was involved in that war. Yes, the situation is different, but two sides need to talk before reconciliation can begin, and at least Tali is willing to try that (with encouragement.)
 

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Mirana has a manly jaw line, Ashley has messy eyes. Oh and those "hot" blue aliens are so
transparently supposed to give you a nerdrection its insulting. So yeah you are not alone.
Christ, thank you for being theonly other person in the world who sees the Asari as a manipulation device.
 

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How about a truce on this, a middle ground as it were? ...At the very least, making the shield generators visible. Not like glowing light visible necessarily, but at least like "This crazy belt is obviously your generator, while those pathetic water-wings are really your emitters." Maybe combined with moderate webbing for holding weapons/tools/thermal clips.
 

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It's not that I'm saying that the Geth are angels more that Tali's attitude makes me a little unsettled sometimes. I don't think the Quarians are at all squeeky clean at this juncture.

I think that it would be better for the Quarians to let the Geth have thier homeworld then try and establish a peace with the Geth somehow.

War never did anybody any good and neither does holding onto the past which admittedly I'm guilty of myself.

Durgiun said:
Mr Companion said:
Mirana has a manly jaw line, Ashley has messy eyes. Oh and those "hot" blue aliens are so
transparently supposed to give you a nerdrection its insulting. So yeah you are not alone.
Christ, thank you for being theonly other person in the world who sees the Asari as a manipulation device.
I actually find Asari boring becuase the game just seems to focus on them for the majority of the time. But then again I am a straight female. lol.
 

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Durgiun said:
Mr Companion said:
Mirana has a manly jaw line, Ashley has messy eyes. Oh and those "hot" blue aliens are so
transparently supposed to give you a nerdrection its insulting. So yeah you are not alone.
Christ, thank you for being theonly other person in the world who sees the Asari as a manipulation device.
I personally see them as scary.

Think about it... a society of only one gender, and that gender just happens to look female. Technically, because it is one gender, there is no gender. However, they insist on referring to themselves in the female gender, and taking titles such as Matriarch. Which to me indicates that at one time or another, their society did have more than one gender.
 

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OldGus said:
Kahunaburger said:
OldGus said:
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How about a truce on this, a middle ground as it were? ...At the very least, making the shield generators visible. Not like glowing light visible necessarily, but at least like "This crazy belt is obviously your generator, while those pathetic water-wings are really your emitters." Maybe combined with moderate webbing for holding weapons/tools/thermal clips.
Yeah, that seems like it might be viable - although in the world of Mass Effect, armor seems to actually be effective, so some amount of body armor might make sense as well. Really, I thought ME1 (or what Shep wears in ME2) was at the right level re: armor. They certainly don't have to carry refrigerators around like the Gears of War people haha.
 

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what do you mean? the slave race her people created (and then tried to kill off once they achieved sentience) won control of her (and their) homeworld and killed some of her people in the process. even after 300 years that's still a good reason to realize you went wrong somewhere along the line and maybe give peace a chance.
Corrected.

Seriously. I know a lot of people seem to have some weird boner for shy girls with technical skills, but that really shouldn't stop you from recognizing how much of a dick her entire species is in this regard.
I won't argue that the Quarians didn't make a major mistake in choosing to attempt to shutdown the toasters and forklifts that gained sentience unexpectedly. Hindsight's always 20/20, after all.

I will argue that the Geth didn't just 'kill some of her people in the process' of fighting back. You always hear that, 'the Geth were only defending themselves'. Bullshit. The fact is, the Migrant Fleet contains some 17 million Quarians.

The population of Earth is ~6 billion now, 11.4 billion by Mass Effect 2. Assuming the Quarians had a very small population of only 2 billion on their home planet and their various colonies combined, and the migrant fleet's population has shrunk due to population controls from let's say 20 million, that leaves a difference of 1,980,000,000 or 1.98 billion.

This means that in the war with the Geth, given ridiculously low assumptions for the size of the Quarian population, a minimum of 1,980,000,000 Quarians were killed. 99% of the Quarian population wiped out. Murdered by the Geth. That means Geth constructs went house to house, room to room, shooting down every man, woman, and child they could find.

Think about that next time Legion tells you about how the Geth don't know why the Quarians attempted to shut them down. Why would they ever want to do that?
 

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My problem with Miranda is that it's just so obvious that her face is based on Yvonne Strahovski. It looks like they made a 3D model of her face, and just manipulate it in the creepiest way possible. Her expression rarely changes, if at all, and her facial movements look even worse than the improvised ones in Face Raiders on the 3DS.

I'll stick with Tali any day. She's awkward, she never tries to make herself look like anything more than she really is, she's bright, and DEM LEGS.
 

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Is nobody gonna give EDI some love?

Granted, she's a computer program, but she's AWESOME.

Also, in mass effect 3 I want to be able to romance Joker.

...And see some femshep on tali action.
 

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Personally, I prefer to not concentrate on my crew members for bed mates and instead try to go after the blonde yeoman (whose name I think is Kelly). You know, the psychologist one who gives you your messages?
Fuck yes. She's my favorite romance option from both games, and she's not even an official option. I wonder if banging her counts as cheating on your partner from the first game...