Hah! took me a sec. I forgot about Freeman's Mind. Love that series. It ended abruptly though... didn't it?arc101 said:Okay, here's mine....
'Wait a second, is that an MP5? ...it is! Now I can solve up to 300 problems a minute!'
Hah! took me a sec. I forgot about Freeman's Mind. Love that series. It ended abruptly though... didn't it?arc101 said:Okay, here's mine....
'Wait a second, is that an MP5? ...it is! Now I can solve up to 300 problems a minute!'
Is that... S. Thompson?Goldeneye103X2 said:"Pray from god, but row away from the rocks".
There are many quotes from the same man, but this one is short and sweet.
Yeah buoy! Damn straight, well done lad.TheIronRuler said:Is that... S. Thompson?Goldeneye103X2 said:"Pray from god, but row away from the rocks".
There are many quotes from the same man, but this one is short and sweet.
MAG-FUCKIN-NETO FROM X-MEN: LAST STAND! SUCK IT!JackandTom_delete said:Can anyone get this one? Its from a recent movie and probably one of my favourite movies of all time..
"Let's just say I'm Frankenstein's monster and I'm looking for my creator. "
George Carlin?panosbouk said:The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
No it was not from a cracked article, but since you know Mark Twain you should know him.Bendebec said:I think that the first one was from a cracked article, I have heard the first one before, but I don't know where.panosbouk said:The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
And another one that I love:
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
My quote: "Blasphemy? No, it is not blasphemy. If God is as vast as that, he is above blasphemy; if he is as little as that, he is beneath it."
The one and only!Super Six One said:George Carlin?panosbouk said:The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
Cell?eggmiester said:"at the bottom, you see, we are not homo sapiens at all. our core is madness. our prime directive?MURDER.what darwin was too polite to say, my friends,is that we came to rule the earth not because we were the smartest, or the meanest, but because we've always been the craziest. most murdering motherfuckers in the jungle."
What fun is it being "cool" if you can't wear a sombrero?
But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear; we lie like hell. We'll tell you that, uh, Kojak always gets the killer, or that nobody ever gets cancer at Archie Bunker's house, and no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry, just look at your watch; at the end of the hour he's going to win. We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in *illusions*, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds... We're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here. You're beginning to think that the tube is reality, and that your own lives are unreal. You do whatever the tube tells you! You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even *think* like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing! *WE* are the illusion!
Chronacles of riddick, just after he knifes the necron that killed his mate, love that filmAnkaraTheFallen said:Not seen the movie in a while but here goes.
GuyA: What do you think of that weapon?
GuyB: *Spins a knife around in his hand* It's 'bout a half gram heavy on the back end.
Congratulations, used to be on TV every other week here, I miss itExo-Mike said:Chronacles of riddick, just after he knifes the necron that killed his mate, love that filmAnkaraTheFallen said:Not seen the movie in a while but here goes.
GuyA: What do you think of that weapon?
GuyB: *Spins a knife around in his hand* It's 'bout a half gram heavy on the back end.
Guy 1 - are you ok in there
Guy 2 - yea im fan f**king tastic, nothing bu gumdrops and icecream in here
The first quote is from The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Elliot...don't know where the second one is from though.epialesofaergia said:"In the room the women come and go
Talking of Michelangelo."
"His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead."