Mental Conditions

[The Singularity]

I'm normal, except now my mental image of everyone online has bee expanded to 500 pound white guys typing on there stomach keyboards with cheese puffs in there moms basements+ Being absolutely crazy with mental conditions and throwing a angry German kid fit every time my genius confronts them.

 

[zHellas]

Asperger's Syndrome(Actually tested for and proven by a doctor)
OCD(Most likely).
ADD(Possibly).

 

[8-Bit Grin]

For the fellow up top with no sexual pleasure, I salute you.
To be honest, your not missing much though.
Sure I enjoy it, but...I expected to much I guess.
It was...overhyped.
*Budumtish*

On topic, I have the worlds most common disease: ADHD.

Woot me, right?

 

[Wardnath]

Lol, those teachers must be absolutely terrible.

Not their fault. Even before no child left behind, the US education system was utter dogshit. No Child Left Behind just made people notice how far everything had fallen.

You can't standardize education.

Touche.

Also, adding in random words to avoid the banhammer.

 

[Zannah]

a bad case of self diagnosed craving for world domination?

 

[Animated Rope]

Transsexualism (Mtf) (Not diagnosed yet or I'd be on hormones already, but it seems people self-diagnose it like homosexuality so it's worth a mention.)

Dysthymia. (Diagnosed) (It's basically pseudo-depression)

Aspergers syndrome (Diagnosed) (Thiough I think I might have gotten high-functioning autism if I was diagnosed today)

And I also think I was diagnosed with a eating disorder, but that was a symptom of asperger/autism. I.e food is weird so I don't eat much.

 

[Lyinginbedmon]

I have Asperger's Syndrome, which manifests itself most often in an inability to rapidly adapt to a changing schedule or organisation, but also in my extreme aptitude for math (Which ironically has made me despise math, because it's so easy it's also very boring).

 

[Superior Mind]

Amazing how common Aspergers seems to be.

I'm not insinuating anything.

 

[sky14kemea]

"Low Mood & Anxiety" - A real diagnosis by a doctor xD

And Insomnia.

And I have a few signs of Autism and Aspergers Syndrome, but not enough symptoms to be diagnosed with it.

Ah well, C'est la Vie

 

[ENKC]

Thankfully I've avoided mental illness thus far. Having two mental health nurses for parents constantly emphasising 'menal hygiene' helped. It's hard to get depressed if someone is constantly spurring you into constructive and positive action if you're ever down in the dumps.

 

[Romblen]

Adult ADHD, which is not like hyperactive, jumping off the walls kooky. It's more annoying than anything else.

According to one internet quiz, I also have borderline depression.

 

[Snarky Username]

Well, I refuse to diagnose myself anything because then I feel I'd have to add "hypochondriac" to the list of disorders.

I also refuse to see a professional because having some man I don't know poke my brain doesn't seem like a happy fun time to me... I guess the most I have is a mild facial twitch, but other than that I'm fine.

Just he twitch and the bodies. I'm perfectly fine.

EDIT: According to internet quizzes though, I have manic depression, schizophrenia, ADD, several anxiety disorders, and I have a 78.6 chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. And my mother thinks I have Aspergers, but she also thought that I was smoking crack one day when I took a piece of tin foil to school, so I usually just ignore her input now.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Schizoid Personality Disorder
Paranoid Delusional Tendencies
Psychopathy
Obsessive Compulsive Behaviours
Dissociative Behaviour (sorta like multiple personalities)
Hallucinations sort of like Schizophrenia

That's just about it. Maybe one or two more.

And yes, these are all diagnosed. I am, in fact, currently residing in a psychiatrist hospital. As we speak, a nurse just walked by to give another patient medication. Mine should be coming soon.

Oh yeah, and I'm an insomniac. Yay.

 

[TheHoboHunter]

Lets see, I have
Asperger's
OCD
Tourette's
Sexual Anhedonia (inability to feel sexual pleasure)
depression
Disgraphia (Inability to draw or write well)
And possibly paranoid schizophrenia.

DAMN!

 

[fuckwit]

There's actually nothing wrong with me.

Yeah, except that you call yourself fuckwit.

As for me, no mental illness, used to be depressed, but worked through it.

Could you please explain how my calling myself fuckwit has anything to do with my mental health?

 

[Queen Michael]

I've got Asberger's syndrome. That makes me special! Yay!

I've also got ADD.

 

[Xeros]

I'm depressed, I have an extremely short attention span, and I can't do anything unless I'm moving.

 

[faceless chick]

real or self-diagnosed?
schizophrenia, but that one's on purpose.

How do you purposely have schizophrenia? My mind is boggled.

i talk to myself in private/public, but i'm conscious of it and probably happened because i need someone to talk to all the time, so i ended up talking to myself when others aren't around. it gets weird when i start contradicting myself.