Message to your younger self.
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To Myself aged 12
You know those things called women, they are still people like everyone else so grow some balls and start attracting them, but don't let that screw with your work and stuff.
From Me aged 19 =)
I have managed to get over my 'almost phobia' of sexy females now, but it would have helped a hell of a lot if i'd gotten over it before i started secondary school! (I'm english i don't know what that translates to in other contries so bear with me on that one)
Wait i got a better idea
"Dear me at 12
Step aside, ill take it from here
From, well me at 12 now by the looks of things"
You know those things called women, they are still people like everyone else so grow some balls and start attracting them, but don't let that screw with your work and stuff.
From Me aged 19 =)
I have managed to get over my 'almost phobia' of sexy females now, but it would have helped a hell of a lot if i'd gotten over it before i started secondary school! (I'm english i don't know what that translates to in other contries so bear with me on that one)
Wait i got a better idea
"Dear me at 12
Step aside, ill take it from here
From, well me at 12 now by the looks of things"
1: At your friends wedding in 2009 - the Groom is not 'just being nice to you'. Don't do it.
2: Avoid gay people in 2006 - go straight for a year, you'll thank yourself later.
3: Buy the domain names diabloiii.com and diablo3.com.
4: Don't bleach your frickin' hair. Ever.
5: The winning lottery numbers for DATE GOES HERE are NUMBERS GO HERE.
2: Avoid gay people in 2006 - go straight for a year, you'll thank yourself later.
3: Buy the domain names diabloiii.com and diablo3.com.
4: Don't bleach your frickin' hair. Ever.
5: The winning lottery numbers for DATE GOES HERE are NUMBERS GO HERE.
To: Me
Everyone eventually worships the smart guy. Don't start slacking off because everyone else is.
From: Me
P.S The fighting classes were worth every minute. Get some more in if you can
Everyone eventually worships the smart guy. Don't start slacking off because everyone else is.
From: Me
P.S The fighting classes were worth every minute. Get some more in if you can
To my younger self, yesterday around 1:00
You should probebly stop dinking now, you'll thank me later.
You should probebly stop dinking now, you'll thank me later.
Oy mini-Kegs! Listen up! The girl you fancy in the other class, will grow up to become a full blown psycho...Just stay clear.
Oh, other than that, you`re gonna be ok in the end. Just don`t take those coffeetalks with your mum for granted. It`s one of those things you`ll miss later...
Oh, other than that, you`re gonna be ok in the end. Just don`t take those coffeetalks with your mum for granted. It`s one of those things you`ll miss later...
Age 5. . . I know you listen to what your mother tells you Nik, and that is 'very' important. And I know that your mother wants you outside playing on the local football team. But you know what? Even if its hard, tell her dont bother. Because you are afraid of the god damn ball so every attempts to learn playing the god damn game is useless.
Age 7. Dont get into LARP.. The idiots there dont know how to roleplay anyway.
Age 9. Dont get into world of warcraft! Its gonna ruin your life.
Age 10. Right, you probably didnt listen. Get off it now!
Age 11. Incase you didnt hear the first two times its probably a good idea to drop it.
Age 12. I dont have anything to say that has not already been said.
Age 13. Congratulations, you just spend 4 years of allowance on one game. Idiot.
Age 14. Tell your parents that they dont need to keep switching schools, the reason you arent doing well socially is because you arent trying. . . And I couldnt care less but if you 'really' want a social-life. Start trying.
Age 15. Dude, dont enter March Mayhem, trust me, not worth it.
Age 16. Hey Nik, gotta know something awesome, in a year right? You can send a letter to the frikkin past.
Age 7. Dont get into LARP.. The idiots there dont know how to roleplay anyway.
Age 9. Dont get into world of warcraft! Its gonna ruin your life.
Age 10. Right, you probably didnt listen. Get off it now!
Age 11. Incase you didnt hear the first two times its probably a good idea to drop it.
Age 12. I dont have anything to say that has not already been said.
Age 13. Congratulations, you just spend 4 years of allowance on one game. Idiot.
Age 14. Tell your parents that they dont need to keep switching schools, the reason you arent doing well socially is because you arent trying. . . And I couldnt care less but if you 'really' want a social-life. Start trying.
Age 15. Dude, dont enter March Mayhem, trust me, not worth it.
Age 16. Hey Nik, gotta know something awesome, in a year right? You can send a letter to the frikkin past.
Note to me younger self, eh?
DO NOT PROPOSE TO EITHER OF THEM. It won't end well for you. Instead, go to North Carolina and visit the girl who really loves you before she dies of cancer.
No, seriously. All of that.
::EDIT:: Also, check your damned Email after March Mayhem, you putz, you'll win a damn Alienware laptop! D:
DO NOT PROPOSE TO EITHER OF THEM. It won't end well for you. Instead, go to North Carolina and visit the girl who really loves you before she dies of cancer.
No, seriously. All of that.
::EDIT:: Also, check your damned Email after March Mayhem, you putz, you'll win a damn Alienware laptop! D:
OI! Younger self!
Try to be more open minded! Intellectual ability is NOT the sole measure of a person, so go apologize to all those people you shunned just because you THOUGHT you were smarter than them. And stop being so stuck up. And yes, any governmental system that resulted in the deaths of millions should not be celebrated, so stop drawing hammers and sickles!
From your wiser, older, adult self.
Try to be more open minded! Intellectual ability is NOT the sole measure of a person, so go apologize to all those people you shunned just because you THOUGHT you were smarter than them. And stop being so stuck up. And yes, any governmental system that resulted in the deaths of millions should not be celebrated, so stop drawing hammers and sickles!
From your wiser, older, adult self.
Usually stuff along the lines of:
"The results for the next lotto are..."
Most of the life lessons I've learned, are one's I wouldn't believe unless I experienced them first hand. Actually, I did just think of one:
"Get bracers while you're young, as you'll keep putting them off until you're too old and it's too weird."
"The results for the next lotto are..."
Most of the life lessons I've learned, are one's I wouldn't believe unless I experienced them first hand. Actually, I did just think of one:
"Get bracers while you're young, as you'll keep putting them off until you're too old and it's too weird."
Don't listen to the advice of askmen when your chasing the girl you like. It makes you seem like a dick. Just be yourself and she'll probably go out with you, like she was about too but then you ruined it by following the advice.