Message to your younger self.

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Count Igor

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"Start working towards being a doctor. Because of your laziness, I have a lot of extra work to do now. Bastard."
 

Josdeb

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"The reason it didn't work out with your girlfriend is that you are gay. Look, I'm just saving you some time by being honest. It's either that, or wait until you're 16 to fully come out"
 

SovietSecrets

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Bottoms up. Hope you're enjoying what you are doing as much as I did. Just don't hold yourself back as much.
 

PrinceArutha

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Arutha, december 1st 2007

You are not "a cut up, one eyed freak"

What you did was AMAZING! There are not one in a million who would do what you did and people will never stop being amazed by it, by the same token however, people will always be scared of your face. Ignore them, they dont know what happened so why care.

Also, Tammy? The really shy girl you saved? The one that visits everyday but does not really talk much? She brought new flowers everyday while you were unconscious? She is does not feel guilty or obliged too see you everyday cuz of your body, she loves you. When you finally get together you will find she is the best thing to ever happen to you.

The job thing... no, you can never do your dream job... you will find one that makes you happy, but you will never really get over it

Well... i only spoiled one thing, but until you and tammy start dating, you wont heal mentally, so ill save you a few years of mentally beating yourself up and resentment.

Love the older, less jaded Arutha.

Edit: btw, your keys will always be slightly to your right, always ;p
 

Zeema

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Dear:me

'Your going to be in a Stabbing in 1999 but if you study REALLY hard you will not get stabbed'

From: Me

That will give him some motivation on doing study won't it
 

Lambchops

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You hook in with that girl.And here are all test results for you...And I'd tell them everything that happens so I can be all physic. AND SPORTS SCORES. BET BET BET.
 

Servantes

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"so you know the time about the thing and the thing, when it comes to question yes or no, No it will save many questions created as well as time wasted, otherwise keep up the good work and save that damn SNES the first time you think about throwing it away!"

"P.S. if it sounds to good to be true, goddammit it is."
 

Detective Prince

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Me at age 7,

You've just watched your first episode of Dr Who after finding all those videos in mum's wardrobe. Well done. Now you're wishing you could be a time traveller too.

Well guess what...

HIIIIIIIII!

By the way, when you're 14 don't let two drunk people cut your hair, that is all.
 

Brutal Peanut

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Dear Little (Just turned) Thirteen-Year Old Me:

You are starting High School a year earlier then intended because of academic success! Congratulations! I know the previous 7 1/2 to 8 years of 'Christian' school was crap, crushed your self-esteem and made you hate authority figures and everyone who is overly-religious. But your happy to be out at least (despite the looming and inevitable family troubles) and that's a good thing. Here are a few things to make your teen years less rough (at least up to this point):

A.) Your 'best' friends are going to ditch you after the first year for the popular crowd. Be friends with Denise and her B.F. - Chad, from your English class. You'll mutually part ways in the future, but you have a good time. Also focus on school work. You are coasting on A's and are considered an over-achiever, that isn't a bad thing.

B) A guy named Robert (who plays the guitar) will take an interest in you, just don't. Also a guy named Jimmy, with the punk hair spikes. Damn it, he was bizarre. And B.J. with the messy blue hair and pierced lip - stay away from him too. At 16 1/2 - you'll meet a young man with a beautiful white 1977 Pontiac Firebird. Just stay away from ALL that mess. Seriously. I don't even want to go into it. You just have to trust me. Just, seriously, avoid guys your whole H.S. journey, okay? Good.

C.) At nineteen - I KNOW you have 'Myspace'. Go to Denise's page and look through her friends for one named Joshua. He's holding up a pug puppy in his picture and he has a W.o.W background. He really IS a nice, handsome, patient guy with a promising future and a kooky sense of humor, and he'll make you EXCEEDINGLY happy. He also games like you. You'll have a lot to talk about. (His family is overly-religious though. So...brace yourself. Also keyword: Patience.)

Just smile, and be happy. Life is too freakin' short to be so miserable all the time and to dwell on whatever others have to say. If you are going to go on to become a C.E.O, Doctor, Scientist, Author, Waitress, Cashier, Housewife or what-the-hell-ever, make absolutely sure it's what YOU want. Just trying to save you from some rough times.

Sincerely, Your future Twenty-Three year old self.
 

Whoracle

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Nothing. the little dipshit deserves all that this older dipshit has suffered through, if only for having been so stupid at times.

Plus, I don't regret a thing. Whatever I did, it was worth it afterwards, even and especially the unwise things.
 

Maphysto

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Hey, me.

You know those chicks in high school? The ones that are really obviously flirting with you, but you're too stupid or blind to notice?

Bang the fuck out of them.