Metroid Creator: Next Nintendo Console Will "Leave Mouths Open"

[Bloodstain]

Me wants to know what it is, nao.

It's Nintenco, I bet it'll massage my feet.

 

[oranger]

Wow, so it will make our jaws drop like your last game, you know, the one where you replaced Samus Aran with a boob-brained retard Mr. Yoshio?

 

[XT inc]

The wii already does that, but we call it a yawn.

 

[Tharwen]

I honestly can't think of anything new to put on a console that will amaze people like that. Hopefully, whatever it is, it'll work on release day.

I bet they'll call it the Wiiii.

Am I supposed to read that 'Wii 2'?

 

[Quaxar]

It'll read your mind and you won't have to move at all to play.

The direct opposite of motion control!

Nah, too expensive. It will just play a loop of hypnotoad and suggest that you have played the game and that the console is jaw-dropping.
That's how I would build a console at least.

 

[Autofaux]

It'll be overhyped and a massive letdown. At least, that's what my money is on. Anything's possible.

 

[WanderingFool]

Ill be impressed when im truly impressed, not with a possibly empty promise...

 

[DustyDrB]

My prediction: It's going to be an implant that makes us the console.

Seriously, it will probably push things graphically more. Every other Nintendo console seems to do so.

 

[Caligulove]

Considering that that was my reaction to the announcement of the Wii... I don't take this as a good sign.

 

[Blue_vision]

I do hope that they have a 'hardcore' console back though. I'm tired of my Wii getting dusty sitting next to my constantly-used Xbox360, only whipping out a Wiimote when a Mario, Metroid, Smash Bros or Zelda (and this autumn Kirby, Goldeneye and DK) games come out which really isn't very often

I do too, but that'd take a whole shift in Nintendo's strategy. I mean, they'd have to stop solely churning out Mario, Zelda and Metroid games and actually innovate.

I'm interested, but am not expecting anything phenomenal. Partially because I think Nintendo will continue to fuck it up and just make another soulless money-gobbling gimmick, and partially because it'll make things even better if something good comes out.

 

[VanityGirl]

It'll read your mind and you won't have to move at all to play.

The direct opposite of motion control!

MIND CONTROL?!

I would love to control a game with my mind. Those with higher intellect will always win. Muahaha

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

One things for sure, whatever it is....Microsoft is gonna steal it.

 

[CloakedOne]

They'll take it in a whole other direction, a complete 180! They will dub their creation the Nintendo Oww

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

It'll read your mind and you won't have to move at all to play.

The direct opposite of motion control!

MIND CONTROL?!

I would love to control a game with my mind. Those with higher intellect will always win. Muahaha

I guess that means you'd always lose.

/jocular insult

 

[dillirgaf]

what ever it is im sure 100million people will buy it, myself being one of them.
and imma say mind control or something like kinect but instead of no controller you put wireless sensors all over your body

 

[VanityGirl]

It'll read your mind and you won't have to move at all to play.

The direct opposite of motion control!

MIND CONTROL?!

I would love to control a game with my mind. Those with higher intellect will always win. Muahaha

I guess that means you'd always lose.

/jocular insult

Now my whole day is ruined. Thanks a lot jerk!

 

[RedKnightXIV]

with its intuitive mouth-opening peripheral...

 

[DustyDrB]

It would be awesome if they made a console that supports modding (shut up, smug PC user. I see you standing there)

 

[Hayate_GT]

i never understood why they changed the name of the Wii...the Revolution was much better...i mean it wasn't ACTUALLY revolutionary but its still good fun...

if i can remember my jaw did drop when i heard the name of the thing while watching X-Play's coverage of E3-i can't remember what year...

oh well guess we'll see what they going to do now...and i'm sure tens of millions of people will buy it still...