Microsoft Ready to Crush Kinect Porn Game

[DevilWolf47]

Family friendly?

Right. Everyone knows how family friendly the religiously genocidal species of the Covenant were in Microsoft's trademark game series Halo.

This smacks of George Lucas claiming to aim his work at kids. We don't normally view dismemberment, patricide, incest, genocide, and mind-numbingly retarded characters as being kid friendly ya ham-handed jackass!

In all fairness though, regardless of whether or not Microsoft officially condones the game, through one way or another i flat out guarantee you that there will be AO rated Kinect games, if not for the simple fact that there are probably already Wii porn games.

 

[Vhite]

Any chances of Kinect being succesful have now vanished.

 

[ninja51]

Thrixxx has been making the same porn game for like 5 years now, im serious, its the exact same game they just keep rereleasing it. This is the exact same as those games but on the kinect, so it takes longer, is harder to do due to the time and effort setting up would take, and lets face it, hard to wank when both hands are preoccupied messing with some shitty game that came out 5 years ago

 

[AetherWolf]

But wait, haven't Japanese hackers already made some ecchi games using Kinect and MikuMiku Dance? [small]Well, they weren't distributed to make any profits, so...[/small]

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

I think porn going this far is pathetic, just give me a dose of Spankwire.
Its all i need and should need.

 

[Jack Macaque]

Far as I`ve known since getting to second base, that was breast fondling and playing a little more south, third was more mouth powered acts, and Home Run was going all the way, yet now Microsoft is telling me that I am wrong.

And LOL at Family Friendly console.