Microsoft Ready to Crush Kinect Porn Game

[BlueGlowstick]

Ok so Microsoft are trying to stop people from having porn games on Kinect...

What about Nintendo & their vibrating controllers for the Wii??

Forgot to say that the Playstation Move has people playing with balls...

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

"Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console."

I cannot say if this is enough facepalming but it must be done!

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

Won't be long before we see shooters.

Killing people's cool. Sexing them? ho ho, oh no!

Yaaaaa, the joy of being from a society that had a starter boost from Puritans. *sigh*

 

[Endocrom]

So instead of having a company produce this stuff publicly, we get amateurs homebrewing craptacular versions anonymously. Whatever, I'd only get it to be ironic anyway.

 

[Yopaz]

I didn't think it was even a question whether or not MicroSoft would allow this on their system. None of the Big 3 want to see porn on their systems. The PR alone would be murder.

Yeah, there's no porn on such things as Windows, a small Microsoft project that has gained some popularity over the years. Nor can any porn be reached through the browsers found on the Wii or the PS3. Nor is there any porn in the porn games out on their consoles as it is. Neither of them have anything against porn. America and to some degree Europe has something against porn. The reason this wont hit the shelves is that it's made by (as far as I know) and American corporation.

Good on them. To anyone who won't buy Kinect anymore because of this: The fact that you're willing to part with $150 to grope a cloud of pixels is PATHETIC.

It's worse than that. It's air groping a cloud of pixels. It sounds like a whole lot of fun................ Or not.

 

[Saltyk]

I didn't think it was even a question whether or not MicroSoft would allow this on their system. None of the Big 3 want to see porn on their systems. The PR alone would be murder.

Yeah, there's no porn on such things as Windows, a small Microsoft project that has gained some popularity over the years. Nor can any porn be reached through the browsers found on the Wii or the PS3. Nor is there any porn in the porn games out on their consoles as it is. Neither of them have anything against porn. America and to some degree Europe has something against porn. The reason this wont hit the shelves is that it's made by (as far as I know) and American corporation.

Uh, We're not talking about Windows. And to get technical Windows is an operating system. So, yeah...

We're talking about XBox 360. Pointing out windows right now is far off topic. Also, while PS3 and Wii may both be able to surf the web and view porn sites, that is not what the purpose of the consoles is. You might as well point out the ability of DVD players to play pornographic DVDs. "My God, that must be teh one and only purpose of DVD players!" Get real.

And yes, none of the Big 3 license pornography games on their consoles. While the ESRB has a AO (Adults Only) rating, no AO rated game has ever been published on any console, largely due to the belief (true or not) that such games are pornographic in nature. You can do a search on the ESRB site for AO games and you will find none for the Big 3 consoles except for GTA San Andres. And that is the version WITH Hot Coffee. You can find a M rated version where they completely removed it which is the only version you will find on sell brand new, if you could still find it.

Wanna prove me wrong? Go ahead, I'll wait for you to find me on AO game, other than GTA, on a console.
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Can't find one? Didn't think so.

The reason it won't hit selves is because Microsoft would never license it. But don't take my word for it.

This isn't the first example of a technology being used in ways not intended by its manufacturer, and it won't be the last. Microsoft did not authorize or license its technology for this use. Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console and does not allow Adults Only (AO) content to be certified for use on its platform, and would not condone this type of game for Kinect.

That is taken directly from this story. Did you read it?

 

[Feralbreed]

GTA IV is family friendly? What about Red dead redemption, it has bare breasts and a visible cooch too! What about all that violence then?

We could have gotten something useful out of Kinect.

 

[13lackfriday]

I'll just be bringing up that argument again that Blu-ray won because there was porn for it*.

*Tropic Thunder (2008)

 

[Dfskelleton]

For some reason when I read the title I envisioned Master Chief (who to me, is Microsoft's poster boy in a way) kicking down the door in some Porn house and shooting it up. It made me giggle for some weird reason.
But family friendly? Well, I think we all already know how false that is, but just let me add the trailer for the new Mortal Kombat, so that whenever Microsoft or Sony say that their consoles are family friendly, I will post this(if you skip the annoying intro guy):
(Scorpion just ruined your statement, Microsoft!)
well, actually maybe they ment the Kinect as a type of console. That I guess I can agree on a bit.

 

[Dfskelleton]

"Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console."

I cannot say if this is enough facepalming but it must be done!

Whoah. I know I posted a second time to quote this, but seriously: Did they just get facepalmed by Homer Simpson, Starscream, Scorpion, the Silver Surfer, Dio Brando, Zelda from the CDi (that's 2 memes in a row) and freaking Captain Picard IN THE SAME PICTURE? Dude, that alone is enough facepalm.

 

[Squilookle]

Same old story, blood and ultrakill is fine, but then someone shows a bit of boob and suddenly it's all 'you've gone too far'.

Reminds me of James Cameron getting his knickers in a twist about Piranha 3D using his 3D technology for something other than the eye candy recycled plots he seems to want it to solely provide.

 

[Astoria]

Good on them. To anyone who won't buy Kinect anymore because of this: The fact that you're willing to part with $150 to grope a cloud of pixels is PATHETIC.

I completely agree with you. Seriously?! People do realise right that real girls still exist right? And I bet just simply talking to real girl would be more fun than feeling up a computer image.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Good on them. To anyone who won't buy Kinect anymore because of this: The fact that you're willing to part with $150 to grope a cloud of pixels is PATHETIC.

That you can't detect sarcasm when it's painfully obvious is STRANGE.

But no really they're reacting to the narcissistic and seemingly hypocritical statement by Microsoft claiming their console is "family friendly," not disappointed that they can't have an official sex game. Generally speaking, people who have that kind of response don't waste their time commenting on articles when they could be, um... lost in fantasy. Eww. I made myself cringe.

 

[Goldhawk777]

So... basically Microsoft just said what everyone knew from the start.

Alrighty then, good on your mircosoft, for saying what we knew you were going to all along.

Anyway, I dont think porn is missing this opportunity. I think really this will work better for them. They're already making things that work on the Kinect level and principle, so really I see this as just them having the chance when they release their "pornect" to say "Yeah, you think Mircosoft had something, well ours is better. ANd its Got PORN!"

EDIT:

Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console

Is it now? So then This:
http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/Images/Ninja_Gaiden/Rachel/Rachel_NG_03.jpg
This
http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ninja_gaiden_2_arm.jpg
This
http://twobrothersandasister.com/wp-content/images/2007/games/ng2/01/08.jpg
This
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Doaxbvbox.jpg
And this:
http://yuki-pedia.com/images/doaxv2.jpg

Are all family friendly you say?

Yes. Especially the Xtreme beach Volleyball. That one's for kids.

 

[Bernzz]

Good on them. To anyone who won't buy Kinect anymore because of this: The fact that you're willing to part with $150 to grope a cloud of pixels is PATHETIC.

I completely agree with you. Seriously?! People do realise right that real girls still exist right? And I bet just simply talking to real girl would be more fun than feeling up a computer image.

Unless said real girl horribly rejects the very thought of talking to you, grinding up your ego with her hypothetical stabby high heels.

OT: The porn game concept itself is something I do find pathetic, I must admit. But it's not surprising in the least.