Microsoft Ready to Crush Kinect Porn Game

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Gemore

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emeraldrafael said:
So... basically Microsoft just said what everyone knew from the start.

Alrighty then, good on your mircosoft, for saying what we knew you were going to all along.

Anyway, I dont think porn is missing this opportunity. I think really this will work better for them. They're already making things that work on the Kinect level and principle, so really I see this as just them having the chance when they release their "pornect" to say "Yeah, you think Mircosoft had something, well ours is better. ANd its Got PORN!"

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Tom Goldman said:
Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console
Is it now? So then This:
http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/Images/Ninja_Gaiden/Rachel/Rachel_NG_03.jpg
This
http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ninja_gaiden_2_arm.jpg
This
http://twobrothersandasister.com/wp-content/images/2007/games/ng2/01/08.jpg
This
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Doaxbvbox.jpg
And this:
http://yuki-pedia.com/images/doaxv2.jpg

Are all family friendly you say?
Uhh... my sister played Beach Volleyball as a 14 year old. She is NOT a lesbian (that I know of)
 

Tiamat666

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The purpose of touching boobs is feeling the boobs, not seeing your hands on the boobs.
 

Gunner 51

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I can understand why MS did this, they want their Kinect range to be the same, bland shovelware type image that the Wii is having.

On the other hand, Extra Credits might be onto something. Perhaps MS is doing this because they want to be seen as offering more than the usual blood'n'viscera that most '360 games have. Perhaps MS wants to be seen as more mature these days. (Unfortunately, I don't think they are going about it in the correct way.)
 

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"This isn't the first example of a technology being used in ways not intended by its manufacturer, and it won't be the last. Microsoft did not authorize or license its technology for this use. Xbox is a family friendly games and entertainment console and does not allow Adults Only (AO) content to be certified for use on its platform, and would not condone this type of game for Kinect."


Hmm...

Aren't you inconsistent mirosoft?

I recall an article here that contained a quote from microsoft saying something along the lines of "We are not trying to make Xbox more kid/family friendly, we appreciate our hardcore fanbase..."

Anybody mind linking to that?

In addition, they continue to go back and worth whether they want to sue or appreciate custom kinect edits.

Make up your damned mind!
 
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SomethingAmazing said:
Oh big ****ing deal Microsoft. Just because you guys never get any doesn't mean you can limit creativity regarding it.
Hey, it's because they've also realised that there isn't much point to it.
 

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Tom Goldman said:
Xbox is a family friendly
I could write up an unending list of reasons why this is total BS, but someone has beat me to it earlier in the thread.

To me anyone who bought the 360, much less Kinect, is either trying to be cool, doesnt know better, suckered by the advertisment campaigns, or was just out for the next Halo game. Yes I am rather harsh, but thats just how much I loathe the xbox.

On topic:
How long has it been scince Microsoft has had a chance to break out the demons in neat suits? When the PSP's UMD media was used for porn Sony basically said they were against it but as far as I know didnt do much to stop it. I daresay it was a similar case with the DVD and Blu-Ray dics too in the long forgotten past.
 

VampiresDontSparkle

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People are so idiotic.

And I don't mean Microsoft, I mean you guys.

Honestly, why is everyone so obsessed with porn? Why do you want it on a gaming console marketed to children and teens? As if there isn't enough of it on the Internet already... It's disgusting and, rightfully, would be classed as AO if it were ever made; this would pretty much destroy its chances of being sold anyway. And besides, do you guys actually think its okay for Microsoft to officially sell... porn? Really?

Also, there is no artistic merit in 'porn'. None whatsoever.
 

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VampiresDontSparkle said:
People are so idiotic.

And I don't mean Microsoft, I mean you guys.

Honestly, why is everyone so obsessed with porn? Why do you want it on a gaming console marketed to children and teens? As if there isn't enough of it on the Internet already... It's disgusting and, rightfully, would be classed as AO if it were ever made; this would pretty much destroy its chances of being sold anyway. And besides, do you guys actually think its okay for Microsoft to officially sell... porn? Really?

Also, there is no artistic merit in 'porn'. None whatsoever.
Setting aside the fact that no console I'm aware of was marketed to adults alone I must ask exactly who you are to state that porn (without bothing to define 'porn') is 'disgusting' as if you are an authority on the subject. Although I value your opinion as much as I value the opinion of any other person I seriously doubt that any person would mistake you assrertations as anything other than opinion at best, and preening at worst.

Zachary Amaranth said:
Really? They're going to stop me from scratching myself while playing games on Kinect?

>.>
Yes, if you scratch yourself while playing Kinect then your xbox will assume you are being naughty with yourself and cause an instant game over. If there are minors in the game the FBI will also be notified.
 

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Somehow I get the feeling that even if Microsoft wasn't trying to stop Kinect porn games I wouldn't be tempted to buy it.
 

Joe Whistler

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Well, the Kinect has already made its own porn; that guy who was dancing naked in front of his can attest to that, so I really don't see why they are making such a fuss about it.
 

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The porn game is getting axed by Microsoft? How is this news again? Anyway, this story definitely puts the "soft" in "Microsoft."
 

VampiresDontSparkle

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Siege_TF said:
Setting aside the fact that no console I'm aware of was marketed to adults alone I must ask exactly who you are to state that porn (without bothing to define 'porn') is 'disgusting' as if you are an authority on the subject. Although I value your opinion as much as I value the opinion of any other person I seriously doubt that any person would mistake you assrertations as anything other than opinion at best, and preening at worst.
It's disgusting to have an official porn game on a console that is marketed to children and teens. This is, obviously, an opinion. I must ask how one becomes an authority on the subject of porn, and how this changes anything. For the sake of the arguemnt, let us assume that I am an expert on the subject -- how does that affect the statement "it's disgusting"?

It doesn't. What is disgusting to one may be acceptable to another. As for the part of it being my "opinion at best", well, I would think that obvious, seeing as I'm the one who said it. That is what a forum is about, right? To share opinions and thoughts? It's certainly what you're doing, and I doubt you're an "authority" on the subject of porn.

Of course, I still am confused as to what that "authority" actually is. Porn is people having sex. No plot, no story. What exactly is there to be an expert on?
 

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VampiresDontSparkle said:
People are so idiotic.

And I don't mean Microsoft, I mean you guys.

Honestly, why is everyone so obsessed with porn? Why do you want it on a gaming console marketed to children and teens? As if there isn't enough of it on the Internet already... It's disgusting and, rightfully, would be classed as AO if it were ever made; this would pretty much destroy its chances of being sold anyway. And besides, do you guys actually think its okay for Microsoft to officially sell... porn? Really?

Also, there is no artistic merit in 'porn'. None whatsoever.
Porn is awesome. hence the obsession. :p

Anyway, there's a difference between officially selling and aggressively combating.

Siege_TF said:
Yes, if you scratch yourself while playing Kinect then your xbox will assume you are being naughty with yourself and cause an instant game over. If there are minors in the game the FBI will also be notified.
that would explain why it RRODed when I was scratching my back. It wasn't the scratching, it was the moaning. "Oh, that feels so gooooood..."

and then the Red Ring.
 

TransMando

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If microsoft was to suddenly be into this and jump on board with this they would make a ton of money.