Most Annoying Person You Have Met Online

[Bat Vader]

I'll to keep swearing to a minimum... but there is this one asshat on Youtube who I got into an argument about Modern Warfare 2. I just wanted to discuss stuff but he turned out to be a racist homophobic *****.
Here is his wonderful PM to me:

Spoiler

ahahahahaha
thats a good 1
there wasnt a arguement it was a massacre
the only thing you ever even said about me that was
even in the slightest insultng was u spelled that wrong so i dont
know why the fuck you actually think your winning this arguement
because when you say that it only makes me laugh espicailly when you use my own sentance and sure heres an arguement ur fucking retarted because i said mw2 was going to win every catagory and you started this arguement which you cant win
so you make up reasons to get out of the arguement and you cant find anything better to say every time then (you spell bad, your an ididot) its really funny coming from a dumbshit like you the best part is took you about an hour to type five wordsow a smart teen unlike yourself would have tryed something different by now at least a 12 year old would have said somehting about my mom ohh you didnt ignore your mom was a milf ? if you want to do better stop running and come up with something somewhat insulting instead 0ff the pathetic crap you keep using but i quess since your gothic and russian you dont have to be smart you all end up in then crazy house in way! hey when you go to church today tell them your favorite gothic prayer hail satin my dark lord and master that should make them laugh like every thing else you do in life!

I love how he insults your spelling, and can't spell himself.

Oh, thats my fault. I constantly told him that I couldn't read any of his stuff because he couldn't fucking spell.
He is still an asshole, though.
Here's another one:

Spoiler

omg you got no balls you stupid fucking russian. heres some advice dont reply to me again your badly losing this arguement and its obvouis to everyone if i were u i would be embrassed just look my comments are positive yours are negative give up u cant beat me and if you keep going your going to wish u hadnt commented in the first place

BTW, if you happen to be reading this, spartant1023, then... FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.

I doubt someone like spartan1023 who has the IQ of half a slug will be on The Escapist. As the intelligent things we say would most likely make his brain burn and explode.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

whiny high pitched lil german boy speaking terrible english. grrr i hate mispronounciation

 

[Soxafloppin]

Probley this guy who just kept saying 'Amiryt?' after every sentance.

 

[NicolasMarinus]

I once met a guy on Halo multiplayer that was so annoying that he became funny again!

He was team killing left and right, arguing with people and at one point, when most people were starting to shoot him (red AND blue) he left the server and came back with the same profile name as the guy who was screeching at him the most. Safe to say the screecher got wasted a lot.

So funny!

 

[StercusCaput]

Griefs may be annoying. Team killing is a nuisance. but everyone hates those guys.

What I hate are the guys who ***** endlessly while playing the game. Complaining about how other people play. The weapons they use. The tactics they're employing. OMG THAT NOOB IS USING DUAL SHOTGUNS WHAT AN ASSCLOWN! OMG GRENADES!

It's... really annoying. Maybe if you didn't suck, that guy with the shotguns wouldn't have gotten w/in killing range? Eh? Mook.

Anyone with Xs in their name like xXxkillahkillahxXx, or anyone with a drug-related name like TookahKillah or Tookah420Chief. I wish xbl auto-muted those morons. No, I don't care how stoned you are. Why would anyone care about that. stfu.

This and I never understood the "camping" complaints in tactical games. Snipers "camp" by design. I don't even play snipers usually and I still feel that it is a valid tactic that should be met with a counter strategy. not OMFG CAMPERZ!

 

[SnakeF]

It was last night actually, during the TF2 escapist clan war thing we had. The leader on the other team was very annoying.

 

[Exocet]

Bad smack talkers.
After one particular game of a dota clone,some asshole on the other team PM's me to rub their victory in my face.
After a little mindless verbal sparring with the fellow(all caught on screenshot),I decided to push aside the drunk-me to start playing a little game I call "make your opponent look like a jackass".

*Note,all spelling was corrected to make what he said understandable and what I said drunken-spelling free

HIM*He rights away makes the mistake of telling me to get a life.

ME*To which I tell him I'm the one having a good laugh about this over booze with friends while he's the one seeking attention by smack talking after a game.

HIM*He eloquently answers that I am dumb

ME*My rebutal:"I'm in an engineering school which does selection tests."

HIM*The poor bloke then withers up a pathetic:"That does not change anything."

ME*To which I answer with a smile on my face:"Yes it does,it means I won't be pumping gas for the rest of my life"

HIM*He then disappoints me some more by telling me I haven't shown signs of having a healthy brain.

ME*The sarcastic bastard in me then comments on the fact that he is clearly an expert neurologist or else he would never had any basis to support his diagnostic.

HIM*

ME*Noting his lack of answer,I conclude his failed attempt at angering me with a simple,yet effective:"You sir,are a hack.A charlatan"

And to celebrate the good laugh we had,we had another delicious round of lemon sorbet-vodka.

 

[Chilango2]

This and I never understood the "camping" complaints in tactical games. Snipers "camp" by design. I don't even play snipers usually and I still feel that it is a valid tactic that should be met with a counter strategy. not OMFG CAMPERZ!

I rememebr in the bad old days in which I played CTF with Quake 2 some people would complain about you "camping" in your base.... that always cracked me up.

 

[Sebobii]

'BUT U SED UD BOOST ME!'

'I'm not contractually obliged to boost you. I changed my mind.'

'LIAR I HATE U LIAR'

I gotta say man, to me you seem like the annoying person.

 

[Jon Etheridge]

Anyone who hasn't hit puberty yet.

 

[ZeroDotZero]

Him: 'BUT U SED UD BOOST ME!'

Me: 'I'm not contractually obliged to boost you. I changed my mind.'

Him: 'LIAR I HATE U LIAR'

I gotta say man, to me you seem like the annoying person.

Just to make sure, I'm the guy who is being asked to boost someone.

 

[Distorted Stu]

No offense to my american pals, but i play in the morning (In the UK) for a few hours to beat the americans online. I find it more peacful during then. Its often around 3/4ish when the yank 12 year olds come on. Actully, looking through the replies int he thread, im just going to say 12 year olds. FUCK YOU 12 YEAR OLDS!

 

[PanicxBoss]

I'll to keep swearing to a minimum... but there is this one asshat on Youtube who I got into an argument about Modern Warfare 2. I just wanted to discuss stuff but he turned out to be a racist homophobic *****.
Here is his wonderful PM to me:

Spoiler

ahahahahaha
thats a good 1
there wasnt a arguement it was a massacre
the only thing you ever even said about me that was
even in the slightest insultng was u spelled that wrong so i dont
know why the fuck you actually think your winning this arguement
because when you say that it only makes me laugh espicailly when you use my own sentance and sure heres an arguement ur fucking retarted because i said mw2 was going to win every catagory and you started this arguement which you cant win
so you make up reasons to get out of the arguement and you cant find anything better to say every time then (you spell bad, your an ididot) its really funny coming from a dumbshit like you the best part is took you about an hour to type five wordsow a smart teen unlike yourself would have tryed something different by now at least a 12 year old would have said somehting about my mom ohh you didnt ignore your mom was a milf ? if you want to do better stop running and come up with something somewhat insulting instead 0ff the pathetic crap you keep using but i quess since your gothic and russian you dont have to be smart you all end up in then crazy house in way! hey when you go to church today tell them your favorite gothic prayer hail satin my dark lord and master that should make them laugh like every thing else you do in life!

I love how he insults your spelling, and can't spell himself.

Oh, thats my fault. I constantly told him that I couldn't read any of his stuff because he couldn't fucking spell.
He is still an asshole, though.
Here's another one:

Spoiler

omg you got no balls you stupid fucking russian. heres some advice dont reply to me again your badly losing this arguement and its obvouis to everyone if i were u i would be embrassed just look my comments are positive yours are negative give up u cant beat me and if you keep going your going to wish u hadnt commented in the first place

BTW, if you happen to be reading this, spartant1023, then... FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.

Dude, all of the people on YouTube are pretty much retarded. It is quite literally *impossible* to argue with them.
However, I'd have to say the one person I couldn't stand at all is the one glitch-dodging hacker who beat me and my buddy by one kill on a private match and then proceeded to launch into a torrent of the standard obligatory "XBL Fucktard I-Won-U-Lost" comments, including "I bet you love big cock because you lost." Sheesh. Can't you incestuous dung-flinging college frat boys find other, more complex and less-used terms to express your elation at barely winning?

 

[Charli]

I got hate for being 'White' in an MMO ... yeah I lol'd too.

And yeah I am white. I just laughed that the racism is coming full circle. I invited the people that were doing it to hate me more. They got bored after that.

I mean what are they going to do, send me symbolic emails on fire?

 

[Yutu]

I hate players who immediately take the chance to send me a message through PSN about how much I sucked or how much of a douche I am. While these comments don't bother me at all...it is annoying to go and delete it. I also hate idiots who get a thrill out of arguing over the internet.

 

[Dimbo_Sama]

everyone. By which I mean anyone who's overly competitive on games. Seriously, we get it, you were no good at sports, neither was I but I play games to have FUN! remember that? Fun?!?!

 

[Lenny Magic]

Dell Customer support. *shudder*

 

[oppp7]

I used to think it was little kids with their squeaky voices. Then I got into a game with little kids with squeaky voices who didn't speak english. Then they started playing music.
But I got them to play Frosty the Snowman so it didn't turn out too badly.

 

[RanD00M]

I mean what are they going to do, send me symbolic emails on fire?

No but they might send you an email saying how white you actually are.Which makes no sense.

 

[A random person]

In TF2 this one guy said "lololol" randomly. It was both annoying and kinda funny.

Yeah, I don't play online very much.