Most awsomely bad quotes from a video game...

[Icedrake402]

"Wow, I've never sen a talking mutt before. You'd definitely win first place at a dog show."

Dante in Devil May Cry 3. Terrible line.

"And right now, my soul is screaming for me to stop you!"

Also from Dante in Devil May Cry. The line itself wasn't so bad, as it was the way it was delivered. He says it quietly at the beginning, then shouts STOP YOU! It would have been more dramatic if he'd said it silently.

How did you miss out the DMC 1 line:

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIGGGGHHHTTT!"

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"JUSDIE! ZELLLLLLO!"
"THE BADDLE HAZ JUSD BEGUNN!"
"DIE, XXX! JUSDIE, X!"
"I'LLSHOWYOUWHATATERRORISALLABOUT!" - Sigma, Mega Man X6

"NOTHISISN'THAPPENING! THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON WHAT.....WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOR!!" - Zero, Mega Man X4

 

[John Galt]

YOU'RE WINNER!

Big Rig Racing

 

[Zippy1313]

"What is a man? Nothing but a miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
Dracula: Symphony of the Night

 

[Minky_man]

Not really a bad line per se, but the movements written down on scrip would have been:
"...And if I kill each one that comes, eventually I'll hit the jackpot sooner of later"
-Stand pointing gun for 10 seconds- =Devil may Cry= Why not shoot the ***** a bit quicker Dante?

"The Hulk is destroying the facility" =Hulk Ultimate Destruction= Well Fuggin Dur!

"Into the ropes, off the ropes, into the ropes, off the ropes" =Commentators on some old WWF game= Happens if you just run into the ropes over and over

Thats all I got, I'm sure I'll think of more

 

[RTR]

"The more you kill, then the less I have to."

Viking: Battle for Asgard. I rented it and returned it the same day.

 

[Mstrswrd]

In... I think it's called "omega 5" or something like that, one of the levels is called "The Glacial Fortress." The anouncer, however, is stereotypical asian, and says "The Gracial Fortress." It's funnier when you hear it.

 

[Mr. Bubbles]

A winner is you! - Pro Wrestling

The whole rap thing in the beginning of DK 64 was pretty horrible as well.

 

[Rekn]

"show me your moves." -captain falcon lol

 

[Phantom6]

"Congraturation. This story is happy end. Thank you." -Ghosts & Goblins

"VICTOLY!!" -Samurai Showdown 4

 

[Larenxis]

"I've got a bad feeling about this."
-Any game ever.

 

[Anarchemitis]

the classic MGS "!" sound.

 

[Smiles]

IMO, everything from DMC4...

 

[Akirasfriend]

"SOLVE MY MAZE"
Lex Luthor, Superman 64. Officially the shittest game ever.

As well as "A dud!", I use this one as often as possible. Me and my friend were once running around the city shouting various things at people and running away. This was a favourite of mine; run up to them, wait till you have their full attention, then scream "SOOOOOLVE MY MAAAAAAAZE" at them and leg it.
See also: "MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT"

 

[Lewty]

"Duck and Cover" Fallout.

Its more ironic than moronic to be truthful, but its there.

 

[eallae]

'THIS IS NOT WARCRAFT IN SPACE!'

one of the protoss air units when you click him enough (ironically starcraft was in every way, warcraft in space)