Most awsomely bad quotes from a video game...

[gmer412]

As Yahtzee said: "We're going to need you to play Twing-Twang" from Heavenly sword

All of the lines from the beginning of Zero Wing

A line from a crappy Sonic game: "He used his evil magic to become even more powerful!" I literally stared at the TV thinking: What?

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I must say the announcer off of Mortal Kombat was somewhat blaringly obvious. "Scorpion Wins!", of course he did! the other guy is in bits all over the floor! Also that little guy with the purple shirt who pops up when an awsome uppercut is made. No idea what he says, sounds like 'WHOAPSIE!' but I say it when i watch boxing.

That's Dan Forden, and he says "Toasty!"

 

[Another]

"You will not survive make your time."

Can't remember which game

 

[end_boss]

The reason Zero Wing took so long to be mentioned is that there really is no reason to mention it anymore. It has become so ingrained into the annals of poor Engrish translations that it has absorbed itself into the common knowledge of gamers and now goes without saying. It's like when you ask people what they would want if they were stranded on an island, and nobody mentions pants, sunblock, or oxygen. When you ask for bad quotes, you don't NEED to mention Zero Wing. It's just *there*.

 

[meatloaf231]

This has already been brought up by some other site, but there are some REALLY bad deus ex quotes.

Imagine a Frenchwoman saying this in a very serious tone with an unimaginably thick accent:

"We used to wait in line for hours at a time.... for sandwiches"

 

[trooper87]

Anything Duke Nukem has ever said.

?Your face, your ass, what?s the difference??
?I?m gonna rip off your head and s**t down your neck!?
?It?s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I?m all outta gum.?

The guy is a legend for cheesy yet fantastic quotes.

Of course, but you cannot forget Serious Sam!!

"Die when I kill you!" After killing the tough Jack-O-Lantern creep with a chainsaw twice in Serious Sam: The Second Encounter.

"Enough of the Bull Already" Sometimes said when killing the bull creature in Serious Sam: The Next Encounter.

But my personal favorite from The Second Encounter when you find and use a random phone booth in the 3rd or 4th level in the first world.
Phone: *ring* *ring* *ring*
Voice on the phone who sounds exactly like Sam: "Hello?"
Serious Sam: "Who is this?"
Voice: "Sam."
Sam: "Sam who?"
Voice: "Serious Sam!"
Sam: "Yeah right!" *click*
Sam: "Ha, Sam I Am!"

 

[end_boss]

Anything Duke Nukem has ever said.

?Your face, your ass, what?s the difference??
?I?m gonna rip off your head and s**t down your neck!?
?It?s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I?m all outta gum.?

The guy is a legend for cheesy yet fantastic quotes.

Yeah, but those are intentionally cheesy and hilarious. And the bubblegum quote was also a line directly lifted in homage to "They Live."

 

[SirVaksghn]

How about the quotes units in Warcraft III made if you clicked them too many times.

From 'Fear my moo of fury!' to 'This... is... my boomstick!' and 'Click me baby, one more time.'