Most awsomely bad quotes from a video game...

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Skooba Stevos

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I think its NBA 06, every single time you go for a shot, the commentators go "He elevates!"

Gets annoying after a couple of games of it.
 

jim_doki

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"I know not what happened to Your pod, Perhaps Big Blue can help. You will have to travel north over the hard water to find him"
Orca, Ecco the Dolphin

"I am Error"
Error, Adventures of Link

"you're name is (freeon leon, Shades, Gil) and you can (walk over ice and snow, jump very high, walk under water)"
Bop Louie, Ufouria
 

Strafe Mcgee

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My personal favourite is the part when a girl in House Of The Dead 2 (on her knees, mind) is desperately trying to escape from a zombie, crying "Don't come, Don't come!"...

Another favourite (though it's usually in the way it's pronounced) is in fighting games such as Smash Brothers or SF2 when you die... "CONTINUE?!?"

...actually, the best one for fighting games is those god-awful intro announcements before fights in Soul Calibur, delivered in American action movie commentator style such as "A Hero desires a sword, and a sword desires truth."
 

MegamattZero

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Gray Fox: "Snake. We're not tools of the government, or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at. But... at least I always fought for what I believed in. "

Gray Fox: "A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal."

Solid Snake: "Unfortunately, killing is one of those things that gets easier every time you do it."

Otacon: "I want to ask you. Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?"

Sniper Wolf: "I finally understand. I wasn't waiting to kill people, I was waiting for someone to kill me. A man like you. You're a hero."

Sniper Wolf: "[as she is dying] I was born on a battlefield. Raised on a battlefield. Gunfire, sirens and screams... they were my lullabies... Hunted like dogs, day after day... driven from our ragged shelters... That... was my life. Each morning, I'd wake up... and find a few more of my family or friends dead beside me. I'd stare at the morning sun... and pray to make it through the day. The governments of the world turned a blind eye to our misery."
 

Mstrswrd

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I just remembered another from the original Ghostbusters game on the NES.

"Conglaturation, you have completed a great game." Not true in any way, and engrish.
 

Mstrswrd

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thebobmaster said:
"Conglaturation! You have completed a great game, and prooved the justice of our culture. Now go and rest our heroes!!!"
Yup! That's it! I couldn't remember the full thing, and was too lazy to go watch the AVGN video in which he reivews it.
 

BaldingSteve

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Any random npc in HL2:
"Don't fortget to reload, Doctor Freeman!"

Usually after the 5th time they say that, i kill them.
I killed a lot of npc's
 

Kajin

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Soul Calibur 2... that guy with the Bo Staff.
I had bet a cousin five bucks that I could turn ANY quote from that game around into a sexual reference, and he took it. the guy said something to the extent of "All shall fall to the wraith of my rod!" or something like that. My cousin told me nevermind and gave me the 5 bucks before I could even open my mouth.
 

Anarchemitis

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I am going to put my next thing into a spoiler. If you open the spoiler, you are not allowed to criticize my perfect selection of horrific quotes, because You read this sentence, which is a disclaimer. And If I get Joe-banned, it's understandable.
Narrator: In A.D. 2101 War was beggining.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Someone set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !!!
Operator: Main screen turn on.

EDIT: Oh, dang. I guess I didn't post as fast as Action_Bastard.

EDIT: Oh, dang. I guess I didn't post as fast as Action_Bastard.
Captain: It's you !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !?
Cats: You have to chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha ....
Cliched, yet perfect for this thread.
 

jezz8me

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Strafe Mcgee said:
...actually, the best one for fighting games is those god-awful intro announcements before fights in Soul Calibur, delivered in American action movie commentator style such as "A Hero desires a sword, and a sword desires truth."
lol yea that is why i switch it to Japaneses just so it sounds right :p


All the MGS ones are great.
 

Fire Daemon

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"HAAAAAAA"

-link

Not a bad line, but when its all you can say its gets pretty annoying.
 

Sefret

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In Kingdom Hearts, pretty much after every attack Sora yelled "Ha!" or "Ho!"...That used to annoy me so...